My Bar

[.hack//virus]

*has had too mutch coffie*

[Demonic_13]

*has poison morons coffee so he is now dead*

and cant spell coffee

[Demonic]

*burns hole through spoonman's stomach walks out*
*slaps hack*

[Demonic_13]

*pushes demonic and boots hack in the face until my foot goes through it*

[Demonic]

*sleeps peacefully*

[Demonic_13]

*walks away peacefully away*

[SpoonMan999]

*burns hole through spoonman's stomach walks out*
*slaps hack*

*doesn't recall him having anyone in him but ignores it and regenerates as he sleeps*

[Demonic]

*hack fed all to you*

[Demonic_13]

*and i kicked hacks but*

[Demonic]

*slaps demonic_13 grabs a bottle of runs chugs it passes out*

[endromada]

*stares at Mjolnir, wondering why it didn't kill spoon*
*see Made in China is written on the handle*
WHAT THE HELL!

[TroGdoR]

*Eats endromada for no good reason what so ever. Than flys over to the orphanage and proceeds to eat all of the orphans and nuns inside. Flys back to the bar and falls asleep, unaware of his surroundings...*

[endromada]

*climbs up trogs throat, then kicks his ubula and causes him to vomit*
hey its better than being slowly digested

[TroGdoR]

*Awake and angry, takes a big lead pipe and proceeds to knock endromada over the head with it several.....hundred times. Had to take a breather there. Then eats a completely unconcious, probably comatose endromada for no good reason. And then falls asleep with the numbers of several hot strippers in claw*

[endromada]

lol... i have a 2 in trhich titanim plate in my skull i didn't feel a thing
*take a energy accelerator cannon and shoots a large hole in trogs stomach*
(WOOT 865 points!)

[TroGdoR]

*Looks at the hole and chuckles. Grabs endromada and cleanly rips off every limb from his body and then swallows each part. But just to make sure he can't regenerate or cast magic spells, covers Endromada in tar, terpentine, liquid magma, gasoline, molten copper, crazy glue, and feathers before eating him and getting very sick. Back at the hospital, eats all the replacement nurses and doctors, and of course the janitors because their new union laws clearly state they can't be left out of the hospitalic action. Then flys back to the bar and for some strange reason falls asleep*

[endromada]

dude... u just ate a robot...
i was hiding in the toilet the whole time :toilet:

[TroGdoR]

Damn it to all hells. You clever little monkey...

[baditz06]

*enters bar*

--sits down--

gee this bar is dull

enters quarter into jukebox and starts to play korn-thoghtless

*plays with a match and lights clothes on fire*

omg omg items from the sky

;(

[splintercell]

lol