My Bar

[splintercell]

*sends a couple of girls to macro and continues the party*

[Venom]

:biggrin: thx man

* while dancine the fumes of the vodka cause the women to get drunk also this vodka is the most strongest and most potent out of any acholic beverage fumes can cause drunkin ness im immune since im more machine than man :devilish: *

[splintercell]

*steals some of that damn vodka and pours a friggin gallon jug for himself* *(is also part maching)

[Venom]

.....
* one last thing its acholol percentage 99.9% u will ber uber drunk and will have a uber headache*
peechlesYE HATH BEEN WARNEDpeechles

[splintercell]

*wel let the warning stand and let the gulping begin* *drinks the whole gallon* *BURP* *excuse me* *dances more*

[Venom]

* scan splintercells mental stability its a -80% and notices splinter begin to slump in his dancing then hes out like a light *
"umm guys i think hes dead ?!"
*asks one of the dancin girls to give him mouth to mouth *
( a downside game u something good :biggrin: )

[Beholder99]

slinter if you read bac a few pages you would no that i am dead and a ghost and you can not physically touch me so ha

[Shortee_409]

*goes over toward marco asks to take one of the dancing girls, inturpting his mouth to mouth with one of the girls*

[Pyrohammie]

* comes back in cuz he cant find another toilet*
"man i got to go"
*notices everyone starring at the dancing girls, and walks over and pees in a miller bottle puts lid back on ... sets it on table and walks up to bar*
"ORDER UP"
*laughs suspiciously*

[Venom]

.....*sigh*
a girl is given splinter mouth to mouth and no u can't they olny want splinter -_-

[Shortee_409]

*uh looki at the thanks i get for savin the hold o man* *Sigh*

[Pyrohammie]

* realizes hes not finished taking a leek and finishes thus filling the bottle on the table*
"ahhhh..."
* sits back down at the bar*
"gimme something that will make me forget today man"
*waits for something with 125% alcohale in it*

[Venom]

*stares*
here u go then * takes out two heavy clan ER PPC's and launchs hammie out the bar and to a desolate land, a portal appears with me holding a few n2 mine's chucks em at hammie and returns to the bar . off in the distance a thunderous explosion occurs and a enormus pillar of flame and burning come from where hammie once was *
" YOU WERE OWNED!!!!"
* checks up on splinter *
" is he still out like a light??"

[Shortee_409]

*lAughs at pyrohammie for gettin pwned goes back to sit down by Marco_One*

[Flareious.sc]

* Walks into the bar and start shooting wild with my AK47. Hitting one of the guys in the forum ( dunno who ), then run out again for no reason. *

[Beholder99]

um its not marco shorty its macro dont make the mistake i did of prnouncing a name wrong or you will get burninated like me and be a ghost trapped in a plastic Baggy

[Pyrohammie]

*portal apears*
*crawls Through portal... missing 2 legs and an arm and half a torso.. also missing his ear*
"thanks for ridding me of my diabetes infected apendages macro"
*grabs a 25 pound bag of salt and pours on wounds to stop the bleeding*
*laughs then passes out*
*snores peacfully*
"zzzzzzzz"

[Venom]

*cuts hammie's head off with a hammie slaying sword +7*

[Shortee_409]

*walks toward Macro stand over hammies body asks him how hes doin and whats up with ppl wanting to kill us*

[Venom]

"meh,they cant kill us we kill them u kno"
*attempts burnanation on hammies body but fails *