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My Bar
*Takes another drink*
"I don't think you can keep zero out of his own bar."
*Grabs Beholder and throws him out the daoor with zero and waits to see what zero will do.*
Live, Learn, then STFU.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
I am Jack's smirking revenge.
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*locks the door after siris throws beholder and ZK out*
"haha, that got them, lets go get a drink shall we"
*calls beerbot, grabs a budweiser, and takes a drink*
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*Sits down and pulls out a tv to watch the fight outside*
*Takes another drink from his mysterious drink
Live, Learn, then STFU.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
I am Jack's smirking revenge.
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sirus sirus sirus sirus sirus sirus sirus
*rolls eyes*
well dont blame me that the letter "U" & "I" are right next to each other
*slaps back*
i'll try my best not to misspell your name siris
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"lol don't you remember you used to call me that purposely?"
*Takes another drink*
Live, Learn, then STFU.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
I am Jack's smirking revenge.
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With a running start, and using Beholder as a human sheild, Zero plows through the nearest window and returns to the bar.

"Aha!! I am back again you scurvy knaves!"
You can run....but you'll just die tired.
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*Takes yet another drink.*
"what do you know, Zero won. Though it was to be expected. If you would have lost I would have had to step in on your behalf."
Live, Learn, then STFU.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
I am Jack's smirking revenge.
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Zero pats Siris on the shoulder and orders the two of them a drink.

"I am not without my aces Siris. I am quite clever."
You can run....but you'll just die tired.
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*Drinks the drink of mystery.*
"Hey, as long as your wit doesn't run out you should be fine."
*/w in zero's ear*
"...and from what I hear beholder is a *wussy* anyways..."
Live, Learn, then STFU.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
I am Jack's smirking revenge.
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*gets up*
"zk doesnt own the bar... lady pam does"
*silps a key from his wallet*
*uses it to open the door*
"sirus your pretty annoying"
*zerokool how have you made it this far into life? i am wondering how you manage to remind yourself to keep breathing"
*sits down next to venom*
"god these chillen dont know respect do they?"
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no ... they don't
*presses a button under the table opening a trap door under beholder leading to an incinerator which will also move the ashes to the original trogdor baggie this includes tying it in a knot
((((dont worry you'll be let out soon after))))
,

while all this is happening zk is warped into a twisted alternate plane of existence which only has a single house an a massive tower that leads into the sky,there is also a sign stating the following*
-SIGN-
Rules
1. the reader of this is trapped here until deemed other wise by me devilish:.

2. all powers,abilities,items,loop holes and any other form of escape are dismissed as nothing meaning all prior posts can be considered senseless crap and not affect the bar in any way possible

3. there is only one way out and ONLY ONE, this will be demonstrated by beholder(hopefully in his next post)

4. pam is always the owner since it is her thread
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Comming out of the bathroom and walking back to his seat, Zero smiles.

"I see you fell for the same dupe trick I used on you when I first came to this place Venom. Tsk, tsk, tsk. In any case, how about I buy everyone a round?"

Zero then takes his seat next to Siris and places the money on the table, smiling as ebery patron in the bar cheers.
You can run....but you'll just die tired.
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*The Lady Pamela decides to tollerate Zero and accepts his drink offer.*
*Sitting next to Venom at the bar,she drapes her cloak on to the chair.*
*With a nod and slight smile she makes her request.*
Venom I would like the finest Elvaan wine,and take Zero's money.
After this drink I have a bit of work to do.
We are low on a few supplies,and I have yet to balance the books for the week.

*With a smile to Venom ,Pamela takes her wine,and walks gracefully to her office,muttering about numbers and orders.*
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

A Light in your Darkness...always there...and burning...
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"you're all full of tricks aint you boy?"
"how much stuff can you do zk?"
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Cutting an eye towards Bluebleeder, Zero laughs slightly.

"How badly do you want to find out there shrimpy?"
You can run....but you'll just die tired.
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"ehh, i never new 5'7" was shrimpy, but i guess you must be 7' then right?"
"well here, use them on my clones"
*splits into three, but the other 2 are inactive*
"there they are, and as soon as they are destroyed, i can create more"
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Zero ignores Blubleeder and goes back to his drink.

"So, Siris, what have you been up to all this time that you are slipping back in now? Staying in trouble or what?"
You can run....but you'll just die tired.
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~Relieved to be out of the baggy of doom, he would run over to pamela and jump on her lap, then snarl at beholder and he falls asleep half way thru his snarl~
~he was dead asleep on pams lap and he snuggled up to her in his sleep~
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"Heh!? I'm always in trouble. Thats why I come here. Good place to chill for a while and pick on the kiddies. You know like beholder and the 3 bluebleeders."
*Goes to take another drink and reliezes his glass was taken by beholder.*
*In the blink of an eye, runs up to beholder and smashes his face so hard on the bar that he slips out of this plane of existence.*
"Oops"
*Sits back down by zero and orders another drink"
Live, Learn, then STFU.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
I am Jack's smirking revenge.
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*Neebs pokes his head out of his room (the cupboard under the stairs).
*Scurrying out of his room he dissapears into Pamelas office.
*Sneaking up on Pamela he walks under the desk and hugs her round the legs.
*After a little while Neebs lets go, climbs up the chair and sits on the desk. While Pamela works on the books, Neebs borrows pen and paper and starts too doodle and draw.
*Neebs smile warmly at his friend.
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