My Bar

[Soul Collector]

hey

[Kingsrookie]

since pyro crow is made of fire hes a flaming idgit and should be roasted. Soul collecter! we have not finished our dispute

[pyrocrow]

*orders another yagermeister* *trips* *barfs* *drowns* *awakens in hospital* *goes back to bar* *repeats*

[Soul Collector]

<DIE YOU MORTAL FOOL>
<picks up rookie, slams him on the ground and impales him with sword.>
laughs at pyro

[Venom]

..... that is sad for a death
1.takes my high velocity sniper rifle
2.shoots off soulcollector's legs and arms off
3.stuffs C4 into his mouth
4. places a vat of nitroglycrin by your body
5. steps away and detonates the C4
"ohh i so over killed your *** (laughs)"

[Soul Collector]

your sick man---hahaahaha

[sXp]

sXp enters the bar. Drink 200-300 ml vodka and ask Soul Collector to join him in the Soul Society
Click bellow if u dare

[Questor]

Does a duck ever walk into this bar?

[Venom]

the spam like thread returns lol
*looks at questor*
"SILENCE DUCK!!!"
*uses a spell to perminatly morph u into a duck ^_^*
*walks into the kitchen*
"cheif sum1 wants a order of duck"
*cheif replies* im out of duck*
"well there is one out there in the middle of the bar and i locked all the doors and bared the windows"
*smiles*
"good hunting!"
*cheif comes out with a magnum and blows of the head of questor*
"1 order of duck comming up"
*the cheif finishes cook questor and gives it to sxp since he looks hungery*
(welcome to THE BAR QUESTOR)
*after sxp finishes eating questor he dies of some questor related illness*
(u 2 SXP)

[sXp]

"The Chief use resurection on sXp, because if he dont will go to jail for murder"
"When sXp stand up he pick up Arucard's gun and put it near the shots he just order"
"After 25 shots he wanna go to the toilet"
"Huh the doors are closed because of Hanzo"
"He go to the bar take the gun and make a hole in his head"
"He forget that he has magic power"
"Because of the use of the alcohol ..."
"His hand goes thru the hole in Hanzo's head and make him alive but with permanent hole in his head

[Soul Collector]

i'd join soul society if i knew what it was
(laughs at sXp-Questor's a dead duck-yeah!)
wonders what ever happened to PAM?
HEY PAM-Where'd you go?????

[Venom]

hey that hurt u kno
*casts magic hole in head reversal spell and the hole is removed perminately*
soul ur right where is good ol pam WE MUST FAN OUT AND SEARCH 4 HER!!!

[slimp]

*was just in the other bar observing... Is now observing this bar*
People in this town are crazy.

[Za avatar]

damn right
mwhahahah i am everywhere
*smacks a new hat on Slimp*
NEW, OLD TARGET!!!

[Venom]

*walks up to avatar*
"welcome to the BAR!!!!"
*grabs avatar and throws him around for 1 whole day,then shots him with a high velocity sniper rifle*
"im not done with you yet!"
*throws him into a demonic summoning circle which mutilates his body beyond reconition,finnaly takes what is left of him and forcefully feeds his body to slimp which kills him in the process*
(i welcom every 1 by killing them!)

[cadence73]

no wonder there is no one here anymore....
brute

[Venom]

well for 1 no 1 can actually die in this so killing sum 1 is pointless they just come back that is y the bar cant be destroyed it affects us as well

[Za avatar]

it's true lol not that if we did die it would keep us from coming back anyway
it wouldnt be fun that way but we can still complain about the death even if it affects no one

[Cheeryqueen]

*Twirls on bar stool and sings softly*

[Soul Collector]

Walks into bar-stares blankly into space for a moment
<[email=d@m^-it's been a while since i've been in here]d@m^-it's been a while since i've been in here[/email]>
walks up to cheeryqueen-glances down at her-<you don't look so cheery to me-here's a drink>
sits down at the other end of the bar and begins to hum in tune with cheery's song