My Bar

[Soul Collector]

stands up suddenly -
*feels like dancing suddenly*
*walks into middle of the bar-dedicates this dance to Pam-begins to spin on his head*

[Cheeryqueen]

Wee, thanks for drinky. ^_^; *Drinks drinky, then blast some techno and forces everyone to get off there ***es and DANCE!!* >=O!!

[Soul Collector]

<bust out his rave outfit-spins even faster>
<wweeeeehhhhh-dizzy much>

[Kingsrookie]

Yo soul long time no post whats up
*slaps soul and knocks him to his feet and pourts a frothy ale all over him
*laughs out Louid

[Soul Collector]

sits up and laughs
<sup king>
<explains that girlfriend has been keeping me "busy">
*proceeds with a crazy variation of the worm-check out my mad white boy rave skills*

[Venom]

*gouges out eye when seeing how horrid soul's version of the worm is*
FOUL NAVE hath ye no skill at thy raving
*pro raver's come on a out class soul into suicide!!*

[rynsloth7]

you don't id do you?? cause I uh.. left my id at home and i really need some jd

[Venom]

*looks at ryn*
ID plz
*punches him in the face*
no ID + bar = punch in face

[Soul Collector]

<wow-things got rather bloody fast>
<where's pam??????????>

[Venom]

mybe she's on vacation or sumthin or left the forums
*starts to cry just as the the thought of that come to mind*
*walks to the corner of the bar and enters a fetal possision repeating
"where is pam" over and over again*

[Soul Collector]

sits stunned for a moment

[Soul Collector]

wonders what could possibly be more embarrasing than this

[Soul Collector]

*walks over to Hanzo and hands him a hard drink and tissue*
<pats him on the head and tells him to suck it up, his pitiful whimpering is embarrasing>
*thinks about it for a second, sits down next to Hanzo and begins to cry himself*

[Lux Aeterna]

-walks in, sits down-
"Give me a drink, anything hard."


(yes, I'm joining the club out of boredom waiting for a fax =P)

[Cheeryqueen]

Since Pam isn't here...who's serving drinks? Ooo, can do it? o.o

[Z3R0]

*Walks in and glances at Venom in the corner*
*Shakes head slowley*
"Tsk Tsk Tsk"
*Sits down at a barstool and lays a couple of hundreds on the counter"
"Give me a shot of Jack"
*Thrums fingers on bartop impatiently*
"Where is the bartender at with my drink?"
*picks up money and wlks out of the bar, stopping to kick Venom and tell him to get a grip*

[Venom]

(lol trying to resi the bar eh?)
*gets up and see's zerokool down the street, dashes after him and when i'm in jumping distance i scream*
"DYNAMIC KICK SERVING!!!!!"
*does a jump kick into zerokools face just as he turns around*
"heres your drink"
*places a shot of jack beside's zerokool's bloody and batterd head*

[Z3R0]

*Venom turns around smiling hugely, not yet seeing zero step from a back ally*
"I see you have encountered my dupe, indeed I was hoping you would"says zero.
*raises a hand and with a flick of the wrist, sends Venom flying into a brick wall, over and over again until all that is left is a bloody unidentifiable lump*
*walks over, lays a ten dollar bill next to Venom* "Keep the change ya filthy animal. Ha Ha Ha!!!"
*picks up his scotch and sinks back into the shadows*

[Venom]

*walks back into the bar and flicks a detonator switch in which a high yeald detonating atomizer explosive was placed on the back of zerokool when he placed the ten dollars by my side*
"my turn now"
*zerokool is deformed in a horrable and painful manner before he is atomized*

[10 man]

-walks in, falls on the floor dead-