My Bar

[Cheeryqueen]

o.o; *Pokes dannation with a stick* Mommy, is it alive!!?

[Za avatar]

*claps and throws money at the show*

[Cheeryqueen]

*Eats da monies* <3

[Z3R0]

"Ah, what a great display of skill. However, I am quite adequete at awing as well as anyone. Observe."
*Pulls out a small sphere*
"Notice that nothing can be percieved or seen in this sphere, but behold..."
*Utters a few words so low that they cannot be heard*
*Light flashes and the ball explodes and dissapears*

[Venom]

lights and mirrors i say!!!
*snaps fingers and a few mirrors and lights are revealed around zerokool*
what i tells ya
*holding the sphere in my hand*
do i have skills or what

[Z3R0]

"Or are you?"
*Pulls out an identical sphere*
"So tell me, how would I use lights and mirrors to do this..."
*throws the sphere into the air where it stops and spins*
*with a flick of the wrist, sends it whistling towards dannation and smashes him in the face*
"Now that was skill!"

[Venom]

come on anyone can do that *copies zerokool perfectly* and ill add a twist
*the sphere becomes pac-man and eats dannation as if he was a blue ghost*

[Cheeryqueen]

What did Dannation do to anyone? u_u;
And Venom stop being such a copy cat/showoff!!! It's tottally lame, man. I mean, stop stealin' other people's cool.

Plus, this is a fictional bar, we can do as we please, no laws of physics involved.
*Floats above the bar, and sits cross legged, listening to her Zenpod*

[Venom]

*gives cheery sum candy and w/e else she wants *
well *sniff* you dont have to runin it *crys in the corner*

[Immortality]

*lolz just sit down or I will get up and then...sit down again*

[10 man]

*gets up after realizing he was smashed in the face with a christmas ball* says to zerokool,"dude whats your prob? are you a retard or something?" *pulls up a bar stool, sits on it and begins drinking a Lucky Lager. "you kids and your magic tricks" "its a bar.... SO LETS DRINK!!!" *wipes shards of christmas ball glass left over on his shirt

[Z3R0]

"Hmmm...lets see, so far you have come and bummed and called me retarded."
"I think this calls for something special"
*Goes and pats dannation on the back*
"Lemme cover your tab for you."
*Scoops up some glass shards off of the floor and puts them in dannations drink when he is not looking*
*Sits back and watches dannation drink his beverage*
"That is good stuff no?"

[hellsing293]

*watches him but doesn't say anything so i could get out work to be a witness in court. Sits sown and gets another drink.

[Venom]

so what'cha gonna do now?
*hands hellsing some alcholic beverage*
but not be causin any trouble or else
*evil glare*
better not be a damn pig/fuzz/doughnut warrior

[Za avatar]

*pulls out a canvas and a paint brush and makes a brilliant painting of the scene he see's in the bar...Then sells it for $1,000,000,000,000 and becomes the worlds greatest artist**Then wakes up*
Damnit again!! Why do I have such weird dreams?
*swings Taquila and falls asleep again*

[Venom]

*notices as painting behind the drunken za*
exxxxcelent
*takes the picture and sells it for a 1 googleplex*
allllright
*renovates the bar*
looks even better than b4

[Siris]

*Walks in for the first time. Surveys the seen then sits at the bar.*
*Buys a drink then notices venoms pokets full of cash*
*Walks up to venom*
"Hey, may i buy you a drink?"
*Pockets som cash unnoticably.*

[10 man]

*drinks broken schards of glass* "thats good stuff" *drinks more and enjoys it*

[Za avatar]

*Walks into restroom*
....
*doesnt come out for hours*
*Runs out screaming and jumps under a table yelling to everyone*
HIT THE DECK!!!!
*suddenly a gigantic bomb explodes from the restroom sending tp and porcelin toilet parts everywhere*
wasn't me i swear...

[Cheeryqueen]

... Now that is some sh*t.. Wow.. Wtf did you eat!?
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