My Bar

[Siris]

*Falls off bar stool laughing uncontrollably.*

[Za avatar]

I ate the soul of every person that came to my old bar besides you cheery and you venom
that makes one massive terd lemme tell ya....thought the explosion was bad imagine the burn in my ass right now

[Z3R0]

"Hmmmm...the bar is filling up again, good. Hey Venom, buy everyone a round on me, and don't forget to include yourself."
*walks over a greets Hellsing*

[Deleriousanxiety]

Is there olde e on tap in this place? *Drinks a ML while waiting*

[Cheeryqueen]

Deleriousanxiety (I'm just calling you D from now on, that is too long of a name), we have everything.
*Pours an Olde English for D* n.n

*Gives Za an ice pack for his ass* Will this help? o.O

[Venom]

dear ****ing jesus , ZA CLEAN IT NOW
*throws a toothbrush and handsoap*
thats you punishment for runining that bar after its renovated
*sighs*
in goin out back ...

[Za avatar]

o no you didnt just tell me to do something
*bitch slaps venom*
I aint no one's bitch now you clean in
*shoves tooth brush in Venoms mouth and soup up his ass*
get goin....
and yes cheery it does help thank you very much ^^

[Venom]

*sigh ,removes the items*
you did not just ask to get you ass kicked
*grabs za and knocks him out *
NOW CLEAN THE MESS UP
* uses za as a mop and mops it all into the broken bathroom*
now fix IT
*throws za into the restroom and locks the door then set a impeneratable barrier around the room*
your stuck there till your done!
*hands cheery an improbability drive to play with (note will not affect the barrier olny i cant turn it off)*
have fun cheery
*nyah*,*messes with cheery's hair a bit*
now i need some "fresh"air

[Za avatar]

*ahem*
You must be blind dude that wasnt me...
*points to restroom door that someone is tryen to break threw*
smooth one Mr. Bigshot
*swings taquila...passes out*

[Venom]

*SIGH*
*takes the real za and tosses him in then reseals the barrier*
...
*adds half a kilo of rotted corpses and reseals it again*
you not getting out your going to be the first test subject to the trogdor baggie effect
*permaseals za in the barrier with the other unknown person with a triangle for a head*

[Siris]

"Guys, guys, guys. No need to fight."
*Takes both za and venom and waves hand over there eyes.*
*Both za and venom are in a trance.*
"Now, there is no need to fight is there?"
*Both reply stupidly "no, no need to fight." while staring dreamy eyed.*
"Now both of you go sit in the corner."
*Both slowly get up and sit in the corner while rocking back and forth*
"Now, where's my drink?"

[Za avatar]

*corrects all the spelling and grammer errors in Siris's last post*
*finishes areound midnight and decides to have some fun*
*holds a mirror infront of the trancing Siris*
Who's sleepy now bitch?
Go clean the restroom for me
*Siris jumps up and runs to the restroom and cleanes the floor with his/her toung*
good job zombie bitch!

[Grand Vizior of Chaos]

**** u jiminey cricket*
* has a ginnnnnn tonic*

[Siris]

Do you mean tongue?

*Steps out of the shadows*
"Muhahahaha. That was my pupet."
*Steps up, snaches mirror and drop kicks it.*
*Picks up venom and throws him on za.*
"Fine, fine, if you two wanna fight that bad go ahead. As for the bathroom...."
*Snaps fingers and bathroom is repaired.*
"Where is that blasted drink?"

[Z3R0]

"Errhmm..."

*steps from out of the shadows where he has been observing every patron that is in the room*

"It seems we have a problem. First of all, I do not appreciate people bullying others around, I think you need a lesson in humility."

*points at Siris who is then flung into the wall where he is restrained seemingly by invisible hands*

"Now, while your just standing there, you might as well be of some use."

*moves hand in small circles which in turn, makes Siris spin*

"I have binded quite carefully and whenever someone enters, you will serve as a coat/hat/umbrella rack. Your only possible escape from this delima will be to swear that you will control yourself."

[Venom]

*shakes head*
no one ever listens any more
*looks at spinning sirus*
time to have some fun
*pulls out about 40 knifes and throws them all at sirus stopinf just b4 it hits him*
well zero this is a bar and well if you read the begining then this is perfectly fine
*walks up the the knifes with a sledge hammer hitting all of them at full force*
well then is gonna be good
*walks to cheery and snaps fingers , the knifes move at a intantanious speed due to the sledge hammer shreading sirus's body*
next
*takes the corpse of sirus and throws him into the fireplace*
i feel much better now

[Z3R0]

"Ahhh, I see I have tought you well young grasshopper. You are now promoted to locust. I feel so much better after a slaying, but please do something about the smell."

[Venom]

first of "sensei" im not your pupil ive been at it far longer than you ever have
*summons brian peppers and commands him you follow zerokool for all eternity*
well back to work

[10 man]

*wonders how many times venom and zerokool can one up eachother*
*wonders if this is a bar or a boxing ring for the special olympics*
*continues drinking his drink full of glass that never seems to end and is giving him some serious ulsers and sorosis of the liver*

[Cheeryqueen]

OMG!! Will you people stop with the "makes dude spin and become a coat hanger" "makes dude clean sh*t with his tongue" "puts dude in a trance"! Just stop it or I'm leaving. Uhg, I hate it. Yes, this is a fictional bar and you can do what you please but just because you have the power to type something doesn't mean you should. Plus, did you ever stop and realise that when you make someone do something they usually have a loop whole out of it? Eeee!!! >__<;
*Takes deep breathes and lays on the bar, venting to some hot guy who magically appeared because I wanted him to <3*