My Bar

[Venom]

*sit by sirus waiting*
well your right
*snaps fingers making a coke appear*
wm you do know that doesnt work at this bar btw
*takes a knife and impales one of wm's hands*
this place is meant to be fun not some place where its a normal bar
*drinks coke*

[Z3R0]

*takes remote from za*
*presses the rewind button*
*as siris is running towards him, sidesteps and trips siris, sending him flying headfirst into the wall with a loud, sickening crunch*
*everthing else goes on as it would have*
"Lets leave this between venom and za."
"Cheery can I have that drink now?"
*walks over and lays a 50 dollar bill on the counter*
"And one for venom as well."
*sits next to venom and engages in conversation*

[Venom]

*looks around*
you got the cash?,cuz i gottz the stuff
*shows him a briefcase*
you best keep this quiet if you dont want heads to roll, if ya kno what i mean

[Siris]

*snacshes ther remote and rewinds to correct events*
"hey now no cheating me out of skill"
*snaps remote to a billion pieces and sets it ablaze*
*while waiting for za and venom to continue snaps fingers and opens a vortex.*
*then lifts zero and throws him into the nevr ending vortex and seals it behind him.*
"now whre was i...?"

[Z3R0]

*comes out of the portal that opens up across the room*
"Hmmm...nice try, I must say it was a valiant effort."
*points a finger at siris*
"Do us all a favor and go play in traffic."
*flicks his wrist toward the big window across the room*
*sends siris flying through the window which, supprisingly does not shatter*
*siris gane be seen being repeatedly run over by the twenty-thousand Hell's Angels that come out of no where*
"Alas, rid of that annoying nussance once and for all."
*seals the bar so that there is no possibility of siris ressurecting or just reappearing*
"Now Venom, about that 'stuff'."

[Halcyon]

*Walks in after long departure*
*stands*
*leaves* with a whisper to venom of "I'll be back"

[Venom]

right like thats just gonna stop sirus
*hands zero the breifcase*
lets get it over with

[Siris]

*Steps from the shadows*
"pfft As long as there are shadows i can come and go as i plz, and....this is a bar after all.
*Does some stretches to relieve muscles from being repeatedly ran over.*
"that kind of hurt!"
*Summons a giant man eating slug and throws zero into its mouth. There zero will spend the rest of eternity being devoured.*
*then sends the slug (and zero inside) to another plain where he can be eaten in paece.*
"ahh back to my pepsi, though i dont think the fight between you, venom, and za is going anywhere."

[Za avatar]

I missed too much
*stands there looken stupid*
drink please Cheery

[Venom]

bar crush za
*mecha well crushes za*
well your bar didnt put up much of a fight
*places a bottle of 42 beside za body but out of reach*
can you even manage to get that?

[Za avatar]

*pulls out Splitter his best friend and sword*
**** robots lets go bitch!
*slashes 42 into 42pieces with a single swipe*

[Venom]

right....
*looks at the 42*
you better pay for that
*snaps fingers and duran falls from the sky*
you best pay or i'll **** you up
*a single slash of the sword misses za by an inch shreading za's bar robot and cutting a mountain in half, a pool of blood appears around the 42 shards of the 42 , the trail of blood leads to the 2 beheaded bodies of sirus and zero *
oh sh-

[Halcyon]

*Walks back in*
*Sits down in farthest corner*
*Snickers*
"Silly little pansies! A vibrator is in the ice machine!"
*Bar goes silent....*
*Sinks into chair*
'Swearing, drinking and fighting continue, along with the gentle vibration of the ice machine.'
*The lull in his mind gently brings him to a calm sleep in which he will awake soon.*

[Venom]

that ice machine
*slashes in the direction of the machine removing it from the bar*
what you talkin about?

[Siris]

*Siris's rolling head disappears into a puff of darkness and then Siris is once again full formed.*
*Bitchslaps venom for beheading me.*
"hey now watch where you swing that thing or i'll take it away and give you an ass whooping. Now go to your room."
*eats some popcorn and drinks more pepsi. as the pepsi goes down feels the good burn it brings.*
"ahhhhhh"

[MFN]

*Walks in with 6 people at his side carrying guns and says wheres the popcorn?*

[Cheeryqueen]

Why is it people seem to be able to make coke and pepsi and popcorn magically appear but I still have a use? XD
*serves everyone there drinks and apologises for the wait*
Zero, you should know better than to give me money. Give that shit to Venom. I just serve it, he gets paid. *Listens to techno, while snacking on pizza and candy*

If anyone needs me just shout my name and I'll do whatever you please. ;D

[Venom]

*pissed*
...i...hate...them
*makes the strongest drink ever conseived by the universe*
i swear they messin wit that thread with that filth of an ideal
*drinks it*
i'll....*hick* fu-...*hick*-em...*falls back into a chair while saying* up.....

[Za avatar]

*juggles torcher, chain saws, and daggers then has 16 shots of taquila then leaves... 20min later runs outa bathroom followed by an explosion*
o.o woops

[Cheeryqueen]

*Throws neon colored lil beads at Za* Bad! *throw* Baad!! *throw* Stop!
D:<