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My Bar
Well than... there is only one thing we can do...
*Rips out choor eyes and eats them.*
:]
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i take a 5 min break and this happens
*slaps head*
uh cheery bug spray is a ... oh shi-
*massive bugs attack the bar*
well now you kno cheery get into the bunker!
*a iron door opens*
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* jumps in the bunker *
* GET BAK TO DUH CHOPPA!! * lol jk

* snipers those crazy bugs *
. . . at ease, i puff trees till i look chinese
. . . and immigration says can we see
. . . your green card, please.....?
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Eeeep!! *hides behind Venom and Divine*
o.o;; *Sprayspray* eee...
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*sighs*

its all over

*yells to cheery and venom to help me clean up this mess*
. . . at ease, i puff trees till i look chinese
. . . and immigration says can we see
. . . your green card, please.....?
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*snaps my fingers and the bar is clean*
done
*looks at cheery*
now what have we learned here today Tongue
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*screams " no damn bug spray!! "*
. . . at ease, i puff trees till i look chinese
. . . and immigration says can we see
. . . your green card, please.....?
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I learned that man pee pee's look funny and that lesbian 90% of the time not as sexy as guys think they are. Most of the time they usually look like men.
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o_O
*drinks an entire bottle of 42*
hick...much beeeetrrrrr
*drops on the floor and is out cold*
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**lights fire to venoms puke
the whole bar is up in flames

"who the fucck is gunna save us!!!!"
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I AM!! *Superme!*

*Throws everyone out of the bar and then does a little dance*

For this I deserve to have sex with my ex girlfriend and my boyfriend at the same time and for them to be ok with it. :]

*Sigh* That'll never happen. T-T Oops, I should probably clean up my language before I get the bar shut down. :S
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**asks cherry

"do you think we could get astripper for the bar after i rebuild it cuz its burnt down??"
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****ing bans paracite for the mere thought of a stripper in the great bar
*breaks a empty beer bottle and jams it into paracite head*
i never puke when im drunk no matter how bad it is and the bar is god dyam indestructable
* gives cheery an hug and a personal room in the bar *
just dont describe it in detail m'kay?
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**being wicked appologetic (spelling?) buys venom and "the regulars" another round

"sorry dudes...im new here"

**hopes he can be forgiven huh:
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C'mon.. why must everyone be mean to the new people? :\ Everytime some guy walks in here and isn't Divine or Venom you guys thrash on him.

This dude seems cool. *Hugs Paracite*

Don't apologise, man. No need. We're not alowed to have strippers and don't say anything "dirty" or inapropriate because we might get shut down. I say some bad crap sometimes but I shouldn't.

Btw, Venom... why do you always spoil me? XD
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*what did i do? it was venom!*
. . . at ease, i puff trees till i look chinese
. . . and immigration says can we see
. . . your green card, please.....?
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DiGiTaLiS Wrote:*gets naked and does a little jig*
Divine Wrote:* kicks digitalis out of the bar *

Tada. There's one example.
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ohhh divine your in trouble now!!!
*dual weilds needlers(olny good halo 2 add on) and turns divine into a living pin cushing ... for about 3 second b4 he explodes*
bah it custonary to kill on first sight ever since beholder came >.>
*a crasy old man appears and explains the story so grusome and horrifying that i cannot be said!!!!!*
it still gives me night terrors Tongue
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... Venom....

Wtf..?
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Cheeryqueen Wrote:Tada. There's one example.

Hehe come on he was naked. No one wants to see that!! Lol. I alrdy said srry anyway..


* picks up a peice of wood left from the burned down bar and throws it on the ground and stops on it. *

* then starts to build a new bar *
. . . at ease, i puff trees till i look chinese
. . . and immigration says can we see
. . . your green card, please.....?
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