My Bar

[Bartender]

*Bartender tears open his arm, and pours erizoe a glass of his alcoholic blood*

[erizoe]

(OOC haha nice one)

*thanks sir, not like I haven't seen worse* takes a rather large drink *Most of you are drunk anyways and will believe me, they say the only honest man is a drunken man and a child, so here I go.
I come from a land far across the sea to the east, and our towns have never seen alcohol in their lives, you can imagine what it would do to us.
Recently a terrible sickness has threatned our entire side of the world and I have traveled far to this land in search of 210 proof alcohol to get rid of the desiese called 'crack' crack enters peoples systems and instantly takes them over. almost everyone has this 'cracck' desiese but me and a few others. We need 210 proof alcohol to give people something to take their mind off of the crack and fight it off. I would be willing to trade yoou riches beyond your immagine for 5 "kegs' of blood of bartenders of this bar. Doyou accept?*

takes another swig and waits with eager eyes

[Bartender]

*I rip open my arm, again, dammit, it hurts, I just stitched it, =/, and drain out all the blood I have that I can give before I faint*

[Venom]

hmm thy olny filled half a keg
*summons the lord of blood*
so you think u can make 5 kegs of this fainted man blood or do i have to get all stabby on u?
blood lord "bah this human fainted olny after filling a keg that much and he calls himself a human"
stabby stabby -.-
blood lord "alright alright"
*after several hours of intense pain and suffering on the real bartender and not his clone *
blood lord "all done and im gone"
*vanishes*

[erizoe]

*Thats all good, thank you miser blood lord, but you were never a bartender for this bar, we need someone else? maybe veterans of the bar can helpp*

HURRY! my people are going crazy

[Bartender]

*Ow*

[Venom]

you sayin im not the bartender or "bartender" isnt the bartender?
*goes dizzied eyed and falls into a seat*
con.....fused..uhhhhgg

[erizoe]

VEnom the demon lored wasn't a bartender, you are, so *spilll your blood!*

[Venom]

fine fine fine
*activates kill bill mode*
u might want an umbrella
*takes a knife and slides it across my hand*
ready?
*a massive stream of blood pours from the small wound*
yeah... fun fun fun
*few hours later*
there filled finnaly
*deactivates kill bill mode*
never again man never again

[erizoe]

*Thank you all so very much! I hope that we don't keep in touch
for now I have your blood (its true) two hundred and ten proof from you!

watch as I open up a bar and spread all around
that this bar pays to traitors and is the
worst in all the town!*
turns into a lepracan and leaves with your expensive blood alcohol!

OOC haha never saw that coming, this is the end for my char..

[Pamela]

No Erizoe you cant leave,you have a massive Bar tab you need to work off *Hands him an apron and ushers him towards the kitchen area*
Now my fine fellow get to work making some hotwings and nachos for our fine patrons.I will be along shortly I need to go back to the office and get the pay records and invoice orders into some semblance of order.
*Pamela exits to her office*

[Siris]

*Siris walks in for the first time in a hundred years. (or so it has seemed)*
"And what the hell is up with all of you fools?!"
*Walks to the bar and asks for another pepsi*
*Wants for the coming action*

[erizoe]

Sigh, you cought me pam(OOC)
*Gets Siris a pepsi, slips him a note "Help me! bring my citicens, they live in a far off land called "compton"* "here is your pepsi sir" *winks*

[Venom]

oh a p e p s i eh?
*dashes a siris and forces him to drink a 2l bottle of coke*
yesss doesnt sirus love the taste of coke oh yess he does, oh hoho yes he does
*malicious grin*
well im done with that
*hands sirus a pepsi*
sorry man i couldnt resist X3

[Siris]

*Coughs wildly because coke is shit*
"Damn man thats just not right. At least i have a pepsi now."



ps venom for the thousandth time its Siris. I think you do it to annoy me. pshhh

[Pamela]

(OOC) LOL Yah I caught ya!~.0
*Pamela walks into the Bar and hands Venom the inventory list and bows courteously to him*
<Well Venom since you are co-owner now this is the list of supplies we are in need of,let me know when I must travel abroad for some of the more exotic items on the list>
*Takes a look at all of the patrons,and with a smile and brief wave Pamela exits the Bar for a walk about the premises,trying to ascertain if any repairs are required*

[Venom]

(siris i blame the fact that the u and i are near each other)
*notices an odd item in the list*
you want me to get a what!?!?
*looks over the list again*
beer , vodka , rum, moonshine, additives , flavour boosters,soda and nachos are easy enough to get
*burns theses items into my mind b4 i set off to obtain these items*
should olny take a week max X3
* leaves the list on the table in plain view to the patrons of the bar*

[Pamela]

*Having inspected the surroundings and structural integrity of her shared establishment,Pamela walks again through the doors of her Bar.*
*Looking at the note on the table she nods in approval*
*Pamela awaits the return of her partner.*

[Venom]

hmmm i got the beer , vodka , rum, moonshine, additives , flavour boosters,soda all thats left atm is to get that nachos
*looks up at a overly done temple with the picture of a nachos craven in stone above the entrance*
holy shi-
*enters this "nacho temple"*
why in the hell would there be something like this in the middle of nowhere...
*apon further entering the temple i reach my first trap*
oh my god... lava, hanging blades ,dart holes, spikes ,falling floor ...
oh come on >.<
*after several hours and many more random traps i finnaly reach the nachos*
remind me never to get nachos ever again
*notices a persion behind the desk waiting for my order*
the hell
the man " oh u whent the long way lol"
what?!
the man "there was a door with a large neon sign near the first trap"
... nachos ... now
*returns to the bar with some of the nessicary items needed for the bar*
need break nachos..... were total bs ..... *falls asleep* ..... bs *phew* i say

[erizoe]

*sees that there are only a couple of parties in the bar can calls pamela to the side, "what can I do to repay what I did to your establishment? I really need to get back home to compon and smoke some crack with my fellow countrymen, they are awaiting my return."*