My Bar

[Pamela]

"thanks Ratsu"
"So how are you mom?"

IC: *Pamela is holding her drunken lovers hand and listening with amusement at the flow of conversation around her*
*Looking with a smile to her son she speaks with a soft musical voice*
I am fine my dear,I have spoken with both Allpone and Venom and feel the need for a few changes. I have contracted Allpone to design in the construction and Venom to help carry out this process. It seems Zerokool is a little too drunk to consult on this,and so I leave the matter in their hands.

*Looks at her lover and smiles as she notices his head has hit the table *

Does anyone want to carry this big lug to our room?
*Pamela tinkles in laughter and waits*

OOC: Knock off the fighting you guys and I mean it.Zerok you are being inflamatory,Venom has a right to assume a superior attitude because he has A.) Been in My Bar longer.
B.) I gave him authority long ago to speak for me.
So cut the crap....now.

[Venom]

Who's making shit up now, me or you? Fact is, no race or creature, mythological or not, can live without blood. An traveling realms that "no creature can contol" obviously seems to give you control over them doesn't it? Anyway, back to the story...

OoC:
then explain how water elemental,wind elementals,fire elementals,earth elementals,etc can live when they clearly have no blood, what give to the right to say that all living things need blood to function? even in real life we have no right to say things such as that when we know nothing of the universe

i never said that i can control realms did i? i said i can travel to these realms and thats it
there im finshed :p

[Blue]

"We get more bar attendants" *winks*
"we dont want the bar to get backed up now do we" *winks*
"do we have a motel type thing here yet?" "i know theres an infirmary, the bar itself, and the town arena, but this bar could make more money with a motel"

[Aemaeth]

*saunters in*
Jagermeister and red bull?
Maybe a nuclear weapon (old skool my bar topic).
I wage war on the said owners of this establishment.

[The Beast]

*appears from a shadowy corner in the bar and asks to all who can hear*
do i get a room too?

[Venom]

Old school greeting x3
* i summon my planet breaker loaded with what plat wants and fires it through a rift in time and space, to warp the drink into a blob like creature that has the power of a nuke when killed, a rift opens in front of plat where the creature exits and latches on to plat which then begins to feed of his flash, blah,blah,blah plat dies but tecnicly cant due to old rules of the invincable bar*

and yes im still in void killing the demons that above said has no real meaning other then to kill my bordem

[Blue]

*kicks platinum in the balls*
"no you dont"

[Z3R0]

At the entrance of Platinum, Zero hears what he says and stands, stumbles a bit, and seems to get his footing. Any patrons next near him scrammble out of the way in case the giant should come towering down upon them. "Ywo, 'es ywo an yoer eaght frends. Witch won of ou wage waer on dis place?" Squinting to distinguish one from another, Zero starts to stumble yet agian, send more patrons scurrying. "Agh, will seetle et in de mornin." Turning around carefully, Zero makes it make to his chair and takes his lovers hand. "Com me ladi, we hav *hic* bussissness to 'tend to..." As one of the Crimson brothers tries to steady his lord, Zero brushes him off. " I be quit fene tank ou, an evin better soun."

[Blue]

"hold on there dad, what exactly do you plan to do?"

[The Beast]

*with the question unanswered, the beast disapears once again into a cloud of flame and smoke*

[Aemaeth]

*summons satan with evil goth powers and wins said war in whatever manner satan prefers.*

[Blue]

*kicks platinum in the balls because he didnt figure out that he cant do whatever he wants*
OC: and if you did summon him, you summoned the queer from south park whos harmless

[Aemaeth]

Ex moderators can do whatever they want. ^_^
(in good measure atleast)

[Pamela]

*with the question unanswered, the beast disapears once again into a cloud of flame and smoke*

*kicks platinum in the balls because he didnt figure out that he cant do whatever he wants*
OC: and if you did summon him, you summoned the queer from south park whos harmless

Ex moderators can do whatever they want. ^_^
(in good measure atleast)

OOCBeast...yes you may have your own room,consult Allpone and Venom.
@Bluebleeder ...He (Platinum) is just being funny hun.And Zerok is way to drunk to do anything to your Mom.
@ Platinum...you should shake things up a bit now ^^

[Blue]

OC alright
IC "if he doesnt do anything, than how am i..."

[Neebs]

*Neebs wonders into the bar, he gets halfway accross the room before he realises it is a little different tonight.
*Feeling tensions in the air, the boustirous and rowdy nature of the clientel this evening, he does the first thing his sometimes timid nature tells him too.

*Neebs scurries accross the room darting under tables and through legs.
*Reaching the only place of safety and calm he can see, Neebs dissapears into the cupboard under the stairs, and closes the door behind him.

[Blue]

*see's neebs scurrying around the floor*
*thinks* "i aint even gonna ask"
*laughs*

[Venom]

*next day, the portal leading to sedai is opened once again, revealing a blood soaked body exiting from it,as it closes the partons begin to hear the next unrelenting battle fated to last for an eternity*
man *cracks neck* hell i forgot that time passes faster there than here and before i knew it a month passed, and the best thing is i learned a new skill!!!
*notices the blood*
oh yeah give me a sec
*i head to my room to clean up,(15 min later)*
i forgot to make the tourny decision offical so here it is, the winner of the first Callen(Cal-Lin) tournament is: allpone
but since we dont have a trophy or anything like that, you reward will be your posisition at the bar, later tournaments will hopefully have some reward >.>

[Z3R0]

Taking in the bloodied Venom, Zero shakes his head. "Those ventures to the underworld are never clean are they?" As Venom goes and cleans up, Zero heads to the bar. Venom, comming down freshly bathed and dressed, makes his announcment, which is recieved with a cheer throughout the bar. Upon hearing this, Zero makes eye contact with Allpone across the room and nods slightly, a sign of approval at the outcome. "Listen up everyone! We have a winner and a new staff member of the bar. I say this calls for a celebration of uniquness...." Looking to Rastlin and Kallor, Zero nods and they hurry off out of the bar. A few minutes later, they come in with a group of men carrying two casks of apparent antiquity between them. "This wine is from my private stock. It has aged for countless years. You, my love, will most certainly appreciate this long sought delicacy." Looking to Pamela, he smiles slightly. "For this, my lady, and fellow patrons, is aged, Elven wine." The bar goes silient, such a thing is very rare and is one of the most valued treats and signs of importance. "One cask, is a gift to Allpone, the other, will be shared out to the rest of the patrons." Pulling Pamela away from the appluading and hooting crowd who have already begun to empty their cups and crowd around the second casket, Zero bends down and kisses her gently. "I have another, smaller, more aged casket upstairs, ready for when you wish to have it, and me." Seeing her blush deeply, he smiles a wider and more mischevious smile and takes her in his huge arms.

[Ratsu]

*Wakes up and sees the mess*

"Wdf happened here? :O Someones gotta clear this place up and it aint me "

*Falls back to sleep"