My Bar

[Acid Burn]

-entering the bar wearing a long black trench coat and some dark mirror tinted shades, Acid surveys the room in silence before deciding to occupy a seat near the door-

-sitting there, waiting to be served, he leans back in the chair against the wall on two of the four legs, glancing around the room from behind his shades-

[Blue]

*Settles down after dance*
"Whoo that was fun"
*Invites his date upstairs*
"Hey do you want to go upstairs up to my room?"

[Zerobanshee]

*yawns, and lays his head down onto the bar, stowing away his dagger. Flipping up his trenchcoat colar and pulling down the headband he was wearing, he soon fell asleep on the bar.*

[Kyle Destroyer]

*Takes the worlds longest drunken piss, but in my stupor forgot to get a witness, so the record will go un-noticed*

[FrogMan]

*decides its time admin cleans this place up*
*so kick Ruin-Tulmut out and all seems to be fine*

[Pamela]

A PM from my cat!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Pamela
lol I will have to see whats up in MyBar and stir it up.

finally. its been too long furious2:






ATTENTION:I think we have a winner hear!! The man that decides to help clean up this place(people wise...as it is still Blues job to sweep and Frai7tys to cook) now helps Allpone toss out victims!..I mean costumers...ok ok ok I mean victims.~sheesh~


*Pamela walks behind the bar and,still stroking her cat lovingly,sets him down to a fresh bowl of milk,having laced it with Jack Daniels first*

I think capt. here is perfect for checking I.D.s*Hollers*VENOM...Make sure to add her as an employee...and for the love of GOD get the checks right this month!
*Stacking a tray before her ,Pamela pours all the ordered drinks,stacking them balanced in one hand on the tray,begins to serve each victim...patron*

*Calling out to her cook she instructs*Put on some BBQ and roast some corn hun!

*Serving Frogman his usual Whisky Double,Pamela smiles warmly as he nods and takes a long swallow*
*with twinkling eyes and a crooked smile ,she catches his eye.Just in time for him to utter.."Oh Shit" , but too late*
*Pulling a can of whipped cream she had concealed Pamela yells..FOOD FIGHT!!!*

*douses Frog's head,and tosses the peanuts from a bowl on the table randomly about,and aims her can at the next table*

*seeing him lunge at her,Pamela pivots on the ball of her left foot,changing direction,and dives head first behind the next table,and rolls*

*In a loud voice yells* EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!!! *begins to scramble for more ammo*

[fleaflickerx]

*throws baba ganoush at pam, hits he square in the face*

[Pamela]

*Sputters and wipes away,the vile condiment onto Riun-Tumlt's trench coat,and fires her whipped cream at Flea*
A DIRECT HIT! *Flea's chest is now white and frothy,and as more victims start to get involved,Pamela bounds to her feet and runs behind the bar laughing maniacally*
*LOUD Whoops of mirth fill the air*

[kitten_klyd]

~being drunk, he couldn't focus, he was a lightweight so he fell behind the bar and passed out~

[Blue]

"It was my job to sweep?!?!?"
*Starts sweeping in a trance, knocks a couple people over including frogman and pamela*

[FrogMan]

*The whiskey and the whipped cream did not go well*
*So i preceded to vomit all over pam*
*Looks like she crying*

[Pamela]

*The whiskey and the whipped cream did not go well*
*So i preceded to vomit all over pam*
*Looks like she crying*

OOC:OMG...lmfao,Froggy! GAH the visual alone is disgusting...ROFLOL.This forces me to get my creative juices kicked in and have a great comeback(also allowing me to set up future insanity!)


*Somehow Frog manages to follow her trail,ending up smack over where she is reaching for bar towels,behind the bar*

*Upon hearing a strangely uttered gurgle.Pam turns to look over her shoulder,tossing her long silky braid,in the proccess*


*With horror she sees Frog slip on the whip cream,sending him crashing down onto her legs!*
*Now,pinned inplace by his weight,the next sight her eyes behold,is one of Frog retching all over her back and braid*

*Completely,covered in vomit,the sceene is too funny by FAR,and she shakes with laughter,until tears are streaming from her eyes*

*Tossing the closest towel in arms reach at Frog's still heaving form...Pam wiggles,and panting hard,manages to escape him*

*Rolling to the side she says* Get OFF me dude!!! eek: That was more disgusting than Fleas condiment!!! *shakes a fist*


Damn my hair is ruind and now I smell pretty skanky!laugh:

[fleaflickerx]

*was too busy eating all the whipped cream pam threw at him to notice any of the later action*

[Blue]

"When don't you smell skanky... mommy?"

[Pamela]

*Looks up and slaps Blubleeder in the face with a large dead trout*

Welcome to skanky son! *Watches him fall over Flea and Froggy*

[Blue]

*Farts on froggys face*
"Eat it bitch!"
*runs behind the skank*

[FrogMan]

*Goes and abuses his admin powers on bluebleeder*
*mwhahah eat that bitch*

[kitten_klyd]

~wakes up in a daze, he rubbed his head and groaned loudly. he morphed into his human form and said "someone's gonna pay for this hangover..."~
~getting up he looks around for a weapon, seeing the pie, he got up and threw it at bluebleeder, not knowing it was a sharp-object pie filled with AIDS infected needles.~
~see's bluebleeder get hit by the needle and get infected~
~laughs at~

[Pamela]

This is a LONG post,suck it up and just read!

*Farts on froggys face*
"Eat it bitch!"
*runs behind the skank*

*Sees her son's attempted flee and hide strategy,and steps behind a storage box of supplies,still in need of him being put away*

*Clasping her amulet in one hand,Pamela begins to chant softly in an unkown tongue,eyes flashing over to a bright crimson...blue light emanates throughout her body,streaking down her left arm*

*Turning to her son,she raises her arm directly at him,as he is squarely hit with powerful magic,he then shudders violently,but is held firmly in place,and incapable of speech while locked in this shell of magic*

*Pamela hears Froggy laugh and speak,thus tilting her head slightly in his direction,she notes his words with no small amount of mirth twinkling in his eyes*

*Goes and abuses his admin powers on bluebleeder*
*mwhahah eat that bitch*

*Upon these words spoken, a strange odor assails her nose above the rank smell emanating from her soiled hair and clothing*

*At once she realizes the source,and glances at her son.
Bursting into laughter,Pamela sees what Froggy had done*

*Behind Blue,his fart has now started to catch fire,and is spewing flames from his butt*

*At the same instant,Pamela stops the spell of bind and silence,allowing his mouth to open and he tries to speak*

*However all that is coming forth is flatulence,made in odd strangled noises,much like that of an animal trying hard to expel bodily waste*

*Noting other victims...er patrons,are confident enough to stand now,hoots of laughter are heard!!!*

*leaving them all to sort the mess out,Pamela speaks to the occupied Bar*
I do not know about the rest of you(sees Flea licking whipped cream from his chest...truly a man with his priorities in order) , but I had fun in spite of the mess now.

Allpone,Blue,Frai7ty, Make sure the victims...I mean CUSTOMERS ~ahem~ are taken care of please.

Venom!!!*Pamela shouts in the direction of their shared office*
Take care of yet another mess I have created if you please sir.*Hears mutters interspersed with cursing from behind the door*

*Turning to Froggy she shakes her head in an embarrassed,and rueful manner,causing her braid to fall,dripping , over her left shoulder,as she raises her right hand taking Froggy's lightly into her tiny grip*

This way sir,I will take you upstairs to your room to clean-up.I myself need this also.

*With a wink,she leads him around the tables,and stops long enough to scoop up her cat...who is still not quite speaking to her,yet allows himself to be taken*

*Ascending,Pamela calls out to her attendants to prepare two hot baths .One for her guest,the other for herself*



*Turning to Froggy,she points the way,and satisfied with this,she retires to her room,closing the door, with her cat,knowing he will not like the bath*

*Ignoring his agitated noises and menacing growls ,she carefully undresses,leaving her clothing at the door to be cleaned,she places her weapons close to the tub(you never know in this place) for quick retrieval.*

*loosening her long,black braid,she takes the cat and steps lightly into the warm , scented waters*:o

[Blue]

*hacks pamela and then slaps froggy in the face until he lets me out of his admin spell*
Pamela - "Hah, you didn't know I could do that, could you?"
Me - "there we go now" *now being back in my body*