My Bar

[kitten_klyd]

~lifts his head slightly and drinks a bit of pam's drink, before hopping down and laying down on the barstool next to scream, and yawning widely, when a man runs into the bar and says "Open the register, give me all the cash."~

~seeing this stupid idiot run in, he runs over to him, and devours him whole. A truly terrifying sight.~

[Zerobanshee]

thanks for finding my brain. Ok, just shove it in the ear here...
Changes from his dark trenchcoat to an outfit reserved for special occasions; a blue tunic top with gold trim and violet threading, and a pair of trousers to match. Unclasping the sword from his back, he rests it beside the door where he sat, and left the mop beside it.
"Hey, another mug of coffee for me, if the pot is still full. Thanks.

[Screamthoughts]

^Cream or Sugar? As I walk to the pot of coffee.

[kitten_klyd]

~ runs around the bar happily, playing with random objects as he comes across them~

[Screamthoughts]

~Throws the cat some tasty tuna for him to nibble at, scratching him on top of his head~ * You are so soft and lovable, enjoy the treats.*

[kitten_klyd]

~munches the treats, then swats a beer bottle cap across the floor until it hits pam's foot. He then snuck over to it, as if it were pray before running at it, and pouncing at it. He unfortunatly missed, and hit Z3RO's shin. He sat there dazed for a few minutes, rubbing his head tenderly
~

[Zerobanshee]

"both. Add lots of both, if you don't care." He says to screamthoughts.
Walks over and kneels, reaching towards the kitten, intending to pet it. Standing, he hands the kitten over to pam. "here you go".

[Screamthoughts]

*What do I look like you wife? I don't see no ring on my finger! You could put a please with that Ruin! ~slowly stirs his coffee with a straw~

[Blue]

*Starts talking for the hell of it*
"So how is everyone, hope y'all didn't have too many fights while I was gone"
*Starts tossing bread roll in the air looking maliciously at Pamela*

[Screamthoughts]

"Well you just missed a good one but nothing fancy. Bananas every where, I think there still some in my ear thanks to Ruin! lol But it look as if I was voted Bartender. So what will you have my friend?"

[Blue]

"A banana split"
"Am I still the sweeper?"
*looks anxiously for an answer*

[Screamthoughts]

"Do you want to be? Now thats the question here. Do you want nuts with that?" ~Dripping hot fudge all over the ice cream~

[Zerobanshee]

"alright, alright, screamingthought. Will you please add both cream and sugar to my coffee? Oh, and will you marry me? lol {j/k}"
"Ooh, ooh! Can i be the mopper?" *He runs over towards bluebleeder and screamingthought, slips, and collides into the bar face-first.* "Oow!" *Rubs his forehead.*
"Oh, screamingthought, you do have some banana in your ear. And your hair, too." *Brushes the stuff from her. *

[Blue]

"You better mop up that mess, and I want my banana split on the double!"
*Brushes erratically in random places waiting for the split*

[Screamthoughts]

Walks over to Blue and hands him his split, then looks over to Ruin and says "You got to be kidding me you don't even have a ring! I do have standers."~ Makes a fresh pot of coffee then checks with Pam and Zero about a fresh drink.~ Talks to Pam. "can you believe Ruin asking me to marry him with no ring, whats this world coming to?

[Zerobanshee]

"hey, i do have a ring! its, somewhere..." *checks random parts of his body, searching for the ring box.* "I think this might be it..." *produces a rubix cube, a rubber duckey and a small box from his pocket. Tossing the rubber duckey and rubix cube {solved} back into the pocket they origionated from, he hands her the ring box.*

[FrogMan]

*walks in, snipershots blue in the head*
*trips over blue's body "dammint"*
*sits down and orders the usual*

[Zerobanshee]

*wipes blood with the mop off of the floor, then dragged blue's body into the corner, fully knowing he would respawn in a few moments. Grabbing a sign reading "watch out! wet blood on floor!" he places it in the location where he recently mopped the blood up*
*pulls the rubber duckey from his pocket, sits it on the bar, and says "Now Gigantor, watch the mop for me as i go pee" and heads to the bathroom.*
*on the way he comes across a drunken ninja orc, who tries to persuade Ruin to buy a bent katana*

[Screamthoughts]

"Well Ruin I guess i will being you asked in a well....creative way. This ring better not turn my finger green! Also I need some help stocking the bar, when you done with you duck time. lol" *Walks over to FrogMan* "Well sweet heart I'm new on this job so what is you usual? and I'll be sure to fix it up real nice for you." * Stands with try in one hand and a cigarette in the other.Cleavage oozing out of the tightly fitted corset*"waiting on you dear"

[Zerobanshee]

*finishes in the bathroom, and comes back into the bar. Grbs the duckey, and says "thanks gigantor, you'r a lifesaver"*
*leaps over the bar back into the back, where screamthought is* "alright, here i am, at your service." *does a mock bow*