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My Bar
no problem, i got tons of customers.

I'm also the local pimp...... lol
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i could do with some sniffable substances..*finds rolled up dollar bill* aha...

*snorts a few lines* *goes and asks the local drunkard if the one legged monkey pimp karant has been trying to sell washing up powder to them *
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lol one legged pimp karant!!
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I didn't find that very apealling
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abiosis, after you buy 1 pound of that shit, you get 10 more pounds free! Big Grin
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10 pounds of shit... mmm...
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im talking about real shit, literally...................
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so was i...
ahh, speaking of shit!
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ur bar....
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yeah........ *drinks another beer
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What kind of beers you got on the menu?
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Time to get rat arsed !
*Drniks more absinthe whislt snorting karants strange powder*
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me want drink me want drink!
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Ummmmmm yeahhhh idddd like a Vodka pleeeeeeaseeeee *grabs out shotgun and points at pamela* GIVE ME NOW *grabs vodka bottle and chugs(vodka is puring all over myself)*

Thank yahhh mam
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bud light!!!
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*looks at all of the chaos* "your all nutters, i tell you now" *orders a bud and starts sipping on it* "just calm down please, im tryin to drink" *sees a bottle flying towards him and moves out of the way*
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....*gats anoyyed by all the chaos...and the holding up with a shotgun...*....*grabs hash tin...lights up a bong..and chills everyone out with teh fumes from it whilst gettin smahsed out of his face*
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iiiiillllll have what he's havvving
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Thanks abious man you thee man hellllll yeahhhhhhhh *pulls out shotgun at throws it a closest person* ahhhhh yaaaaaaaaaah
*kicks bakcs legs and smielsSmile*
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*leaves*
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