My Bar

[defaultstring2]

too bad that i was to fast for you.
my ninja sense let me dodge out of teh way, and your leg is now stuck up burner03's ***.


boo yah

[JZXL]

hey hey hey, i want to listen to smoke on the water *turns the jukebox up*

[deathknight 55]

*i take off the peg leg and leave it in his a**. your ninja skills made u so fast u tripped on your shoe lase and fell on to your own switchblade causing u to bleedout onto the floor.
*in my allmighty vitory i buy drinks for all

[defaultstring2]

*while dodging deathknight55's savage blows, notices how jzxl's name and sig do not match up. yells "care to explain?"*

[deathknight 55]

*i thought u died o well lets be friends *i offer u a drink to ease the pain or inturnel bleeding

[JZXL]

*gets a text* stop it! im tryin to flirt with a fit girl via text *whacks defaultstring and deathknight for being prats* now i can flirt in peace *starts texting* im also called jjxb btw

[deathknight 55]

*i take my peg leg out of burner and begin beating u over the head with it*then i take your phone or w/e your texting with and begin flirting with your fit girl

[defaultstring2]

*says ok and accepts drink. drink tasts good. plays smoke on the water on jukebox again*

[jedimaster86]

*has been recording the fight via webcam and gets a million-and-one hits on his site*

[defaultstring2]

*watches fight on laptop, not realizing who it is. has a good laught*

[JZXL]

*steals the phone back* MY PHONE *punches deathknight as hard as possible* im goin into a back room to avoid disturbance *disappears into a back room*

[laMe]

*"WOOOOOOOOAHHHHH, watch it pals this place aint for fightin, either take it outside or just STOP it"*
*Shoots the jukebox because of the annoying song "smoke on the water"*
*Puts in The Chimpmunks 'Holiday Edition'*
*Slides back in hsi bar stool with his hidden bottle of rum*

[defaultstring2]

*sets back room on fire, hopefully burning jzxl*

[deathknight 55]

*follows with intention to take phone brutaly kill jzxl and make it look like an acciendent*

*takes phone and makes it with girl*

back room sets on fire burns me too

[defaultstring2]

*sprays deathknight 55 with firehose*
*accidently hits girl*
*yells "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST*

[jedimaster86]

*tells HEYman to look at the first page, first post.*

Ok ..come in and have a drink!...start a fight...have fun!

[deathknight 55]

*uses phone to call pimp down the street to bring more girls 4 wet t-shirt contest*

[defaultstring2]

*flings flaming whisky bottle at jedimaster86*

GGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRR I AM A PIRATE yells a violenty drunk defaultstring2

[JZXL]

YOU BASTARD!!!!! YOU STOLE MY GIRL!!!!!! *haunts deathknight, inhabits his body makes him kill himself* IF I CAN'T HAVE HER, NO-ONE CAN! *dissapears back to his body and comes back to life* aah, thats better *collects his phone off of deathknight's body and tries to get the girl again* i wanna kill heyman now *disposes of deathknight's body and kills heyman for putting crap on the jukebox* now some decent music *puts smoke on the water back on*

[defaultstring2]

*calls the ghostbusters to get rid of jzxl*

sorry man, you cant compete with the ghostbusters. ur outta here