My Bar

[deathknight 55]

*i come back to life*

*im alive free drinks 4 all*

*i want to be a pirate too*

[jedimaster86]

*pulls out crossbow and fires arrow at flaming bottle, making it explode in midair and charring a table* *pays pam for the burned table, and gives old burned table to spoon for him to make a mini-house out of it*

[defaultstring2]

*grrrrr heres a hat matey*
*hands deathknight55 a hat*

[JZXL]

im alredy alive again fool! no stealing my girl deathknight!

[defaultstring2]

no they sucked your soul into a little jar and now i have ur soul in a big chest full of my pirate loot

[JZXL]

remember... i could give you free drinks, im in charge of that (pam's in charge of food)

[deathknight 55]

Yay Im A Pirate And Jzxl Is Gone 4ever

[JZXL]

no im not

[defaultstring2]

hmmmmm....choices

hands the physical embodiment of jzxl back his soul

[JZXL]

*gets soul back* free drinks for defaultstring!

[deathknight 55]

noooooooooooooooooo but im still a pirate

[splintercell]

*watches the chaos* *sees that Pam is not around* *decides to help out and give everyone home-made pizza and clean up a lil bit after these fights* *NOTE TO ALL-no magical powers in fights please..human skills only.*

[defaultstring2]

*woot*
*drinks up a storm*

i can still use my ninja skills tho

[deathknight 55]

*watches the chaos* *sees that Pam is not around* *decides to help out and give everyone home-made pizza and clean up a lil bit after these fights* *NOTE TO ALL-no magical powers in fights please..human skills only.*

like my boot

[defaultstring2]

methinks ur boot is a bit smelly

[JZXL]

i may give deathknight free drinks if... ...HE KEEPS HIS HANDS OFF OF MY GIRL!

[splintercell]

Boots are good weapons. *grabs a botle of crown royal and some mt dew* ninja skills are legal as long as they don't involve matrix effects like dodging bullets and/or flying.

[deathknight 55]

too late shes pragnet

[defaultstring2]

mmmmmm mountian dooooooo

[jedimaster86]

*chants an elvish enchantment he heard in LOTR that keeps pirate man from killing anyone who works in the bar*