My Bar

[JZXL]

YOU GIT!! *gets his girl an abortion and gets her sterilised* shes not pregnant anymore!

[defaultstring2]

*GAAARRRR but i can still talk like a pirate and thats what counts* and no magic! thats cheating

[splintercell]

LOL an elvish enchantment from LOTR?

*removes the enchantment*

[jedimaster86]

*tells splinter that before when he said use no magic powers in fighting, he never said that some1 couldn't use magic if they weren't in the fight, and that i wasn't* *buys another drink, and listens to some muzak on his laptop (what else, beatles)*

[JZXL]

*puts the enchantment back on* hey! i don't want him harming anyone so keep it on

[defaultstring2]

*makes faces at mirror, not realizing that it is a reflection*

[splintercell]

*wel then I have removed the enchantment and I'll make it clearer this time..no magic usage*

[JZXL]

LOOK, ITS FOR PROTECTION OF THE BAR! NOT JUST ME!! *puts the enchantment back on* NOW LEAVE IT ON, ITS FOR EVERYONES GOOD!

[defaultstring2]

*forces teh enchantment to walk teh plank*

[splintercell]

*smacks JZXL with an empty bottle of crown royal* QUIT WILL YA! *removes enchantment again..now leave it off. he aint hurtin anyone now and if he does we just throw him out the old fashioned way*

[deathknight 55]

im no longer a pirate i kill jzxl again and take his girl

[JZXL]

its not physically possible to make an enchantment walk the plank

[defaultstring2]

*garrr why wont anyone be a pirate?*

[JZXL]

Thats Not Fair!!!!!

[defaultstring2]

*garrr life isnt fair*

[splintercell]

*goes to help JZXL get his girl back* *volunteers to be the next real pirate* *arr matey*

[deathknight 55]

i know now im a pirate again

ps. i lost my peg leg

[JZXL]

splinter, i could make it worth you while if you resurrect me and put the enchantment back on (free drinks)

[deathknight 55]

nooooooo dont do it

[defaultstring2]

1 question : where is the bar located?