My Bar

[CheshireCat]

Im bored JZXL, lets have another brawl, no killing or maiming though. Deal? Good
*Punches JZXL in the eye.*

[JZXL]

hey, stop and ill give you free drinks for life (if you don't alredy have that)

[CheshireCat]

Aww man, ok then. *Hands JZXL a bag of ice*

[deathknight 55]

returns to bar after short time away sits *is there a tv in here?

[jedimaster86]

*leaves bar, goes out to Best Buy, and buys the best tv he can find* *gets full cable and On Demand* enjoy guys.

[logic.]

lol*breaks the tv and installs a theatre*
sry

[z33n]

*breaks theatre and runs away like a little girl*

[splintercell]

*as semi-self-made-bar-manager..chases z33n and beats him with the parts of the broken theater system* *puts another system in* *bigger and better* *12k watt surround sound and all...enjoy*

[-=(Jessica)=-]

*watches the theatre* *5 mins later* * hey... theres something wrong... WHERES THE POP CORN* *sues the bar*

[Burner03]

*walks out and gets splinter* meh. *puts splinter up on the dart board with a nail* DART CONTEST!

[JZXL]

NO BURNER, GET OUT YOU LITTLE RUGRAT *kicks burner out and gets splinter down*

[Burner03]

how dare u!*grabs a wine glass a breaks it on the table* YOUR GOIN DOWN *attacks JKXL* ALL YOU BASE R TEH BELONG TO ME!

*punches splinters face and puts him back on the dart board*

[Aemaeth]

*has bad images of little preteen children running around a bar that sells intoxicating substances...*...
Beh.....someone...please.... Kill me now?

[Burner03]

*has bad images of little preteen children running around a bar that sells intoxicating substances...*...
Beh.....someone...please.... Kill me now?

*stabs abioses* k.. now *drags abiosis out to his car =-)*

[JZXL]

*kicks burner in the groin* NO! I RUN THIS BAR WITH PAM, NOT YOU *kicks burner out* AND STAY OUT!*shoots burner a couple of times to make sure*

[defaultstring2]

hands jzkl a flamethrower

[splintercell]

*realizing he was punched in the face, runs outside to stop JZXL, let me..? ... TIME 2 DIE BURNER!* *grabs Burner and throws him on pool table inside bar..repeatedly punches him in face till face is broken in many places...throws him on floor...break both legs ... dislocates left shoulder and strangles Burner with his own arm...cuts Burner into litle pieces with a steak knife and piles him in the truck of a car....then drives the car towards a cliff ..jumps out and watches as the car rolls over the cliff with pieces of Burner in the truck..BOOOOM!* *car exploded..end of Burner* *NOO JESSICA!!* *grabs popcorn and run into theater and sits with Jessica,,here ya go* *large popcorn with xtra butter ok with you?*

[elterion]

Talk about ADHD.

[splintercell]

LOL who me? nooo...just sick of dealing with burner plus I havent payed any attention to this thread in a while now.... But who knows..I may have it...mwahahaha

[elterion]

Yeah, thats the best disease ever. Well I'm not really sure it's classified as a disease.