My Bar

[deathknight 55]

??im still a bouncer right??

[endromada]

*staggers around and points a finger at deathknight55 while mumbling about just doing your job*

Oh yeah JZXL says yes ur a bouncer

[deathknight 55]

how long is jzxl banned 4

[jedimaster86]

how long is jzxl banned 4

3 days. i think its either 1 or 2 days now though.

*reads about a new bar that was built online* *decides to stay home and away from this bar because trouble seems to always arise from bars*

[Nubli]

*sees the spam in this thread and grows angry again*
"you don't want me powering up this baby again do ya?"
*goes over to Pamela and asks for a couple o' beers... burp*

[GoT-Power]

that was fun... but i dont know if the defaultstring shield can get powered up to protect us all if it doesnt then it will be interesting to see what happens.

[Burner03]

*walks in agian* im applying for the table dancer on the front page of the paper*hands pam the paper*

[JZXL]

IM BACK AND WITH A VENGANCE!!!!!!!!! *goes out onto the street with a flamethrower and kills EVERYONE out on the street and walks back in* aah... thats better

[endromada]

*thinks JJ needs some therapy*

[Pamela]

*Gets Nubli his beer....handing it over with a grin*

*Looks the add over and glances Burner up and down*...Turn around please...ok now show me what you got!

*Watches for a moment and decides*

Great!! Your the new Lap-Dancer! The changing room is in the back and I hope you like Black Silk!

[endromada]

*backs out of the bar in horror at the massive carnage and lack of adulteration*

[Karant]

*runs around in circles while listening to Drop Kick Murphy's
"Docee Docee come on dear you left me dieing crying here in whisky gin and pintes of beer!"

[Burner03]

*walks out in a black tite silk pants*
*walks over to karent* says "Free Lapdances today!"

[Karant]

WOW!
*Runs over to the room whichever they do the lapdance in
and gets lapdanced on my lap by Amy Lee

[jedimaster86]

*reads in paper about how a kid thought he was getting lapdances by Amy Lee, but it actually was a 12-year old boy he was getting a lapdance from*

[JZXL]

*sees the police come in and arrest karant for commiting a paedophilic act*

[Karant]

*shoots both police with his ak-47, and goes back to amy lee, who this time is with her good friend Christina Agulera

[Nubli]

*wonders what Pamela did to my beer...*

[SpoonMan999]

*Continues to sleep seeming unaffected by all the mayhem that has been occuring lately*
*New sign: "The end is near! Get me a beer."*

[JZXL]

*gets spoon a beer and hands it to him*