My Bar

[SpoonMan999]

*Chugs beer and falls back asleep*

[Aemaeth]

I stand alone (and you can't turn this heavy thing off!)

Soon... I will blow you to smitherines!! (unless of course you can... heh, put up a "strong" defense.. lmao.

BAHAHAHAHA! my goth powers prevail. *sells soul to devil, to make the bar go back in time and earse all memorie of nubli.*
So. next time we can make better defense. :p ill help you all with my goth powers BWAHAHA nubli, unless your are god..which you aren't..you cant change this! So hah

[splintercell]

*charges shields just in case..makes sure they are perfectly surrounding the bar* *grabs some coke n crown and sips* *wishes for female lap dancer*

[JZXL]

*gets a pimp to bring his girls and gets them to do whatever they are commanded* splinter, choose a girl

[splintercell]

*ha all right now this is more like it* *grabs vodka and splashes all the girls with it* *throws a briefcase with a few grand in it to the pimp and says "I'll take em all for a few hours"*

[Nubli]

*Abiosis is so late...*

*Grabs the strongest alcohol there, Pamela doesn't wanna give it up, so I snatch it!!!*

*Drinks it all down in one gulp, "Ahh... easy enough"

*Suddenly rears back on for legs and "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"!!!*

[splintercell]

*watches the Nubli-cow for a moment while receiving his lapdances...decides we are all having steaks tonight.*

[Burner03]

*cough* F R..EE LAP DANCES !

[defaultstring2]

by who? you?

[splintercell]

*decides not to take the free ones from Burner and takes more from the girls*

[JZXL]

*calls his gf* "hey sexy, im at the bar. ok, ill be right there" sorry, ill be a couple of hours, the gf wants to "snuggle" *dissapears off to his gf's house*

[Aemaeth]

*stares at the cieling*

[splintercell]

*realizes the bar is getting empty and decides to spice it up....* *throws italian peppers everywhere*

[deathknight 55]

*walks in bar screams im back what i miss*

[Burner03]

*decides not to take the free ones from Burner and takes more from the girls*

yeeehaaw!
*jumps all over splinter* *EXPLICT?* *there done* :p happy?

[Dynafrom]

*blows himself in the corner* <--LOL

[JZXL]

*blasts burnin's head off* we don't want his type in this bar *gets the xbot to get rid of burnin's corpse* now, DRINKS ARE ON ME!!!!

[.hack//virus]

*walks in as soon as the word FREE and DRINKS are usind in the same sentince*

*finishes the free drink and leaves*

[-=(Jessica)=-]

*dies and never returns*

[Burner03]

*blows himself in the corner* <--LOL

meme.:p *stands up off of spinters lap*