cyber pirate, lol its funny

[D4rkSl4y3r]

damn this shit is funny as hell OMG i cant stop laughing HARRRRRRRRRRRRR LOL
post more man they are awsome 50 pnts to you

[Silent_killers]

Dave Chapelle is gay.

[Zakel]

funny stuff!!! those are awesome

[shadowess_enki]

thank you, well , yea sorry havent posted in a while been sick, ok gota check for more from him lol, dave is pretty funny its more racial humor from him tho.

[Robjonny2007]

Damn that is some *FUNNY* shit. Please keep postin, not a bad one yet. Whoever makes these up has got talent.:laugh:

[shadowess_enki]

i am sorry to all my fellow friends, i havent been on due to i was in a car accident and i was in the hopsital, i havent had time to get on, with rehab and all, im sorry i should be posting more often, i broke both my left leg and my right arm, it has been hectic, well i hope u all had a good xmas and new years, ill try to post new stuff as soon as possible, thank you and good laughs to u all,.!

[UberGrossMann]

wow that really sucks bud...i'm sorry to hear that...I hope you get better, you should be lucky to be alive not everyone is so lucky...I hope you post some more of those awesome jokes, cheer people up. Get better dude...

[Pamela]

Get well sweet! I hope the best for you^_^

[TroGdoR]

Yes, feel better. Lol Pamela. We should make you more than just a Super Mod. You should be promoted to the "Website Mother".

[Pamela]

LMAO ...=.= Ya think??? ~.o

[CheshireCat]

I'll do it

Hi mom!

[Pamela]

ROFLMAO....~wipes a tear ~ OMG *Bows* That Is Too cute!! ~Grins all big like~

[Fuggle]

Man there were so many car accidents lately. Lol anywayz i liked most of the jokes there however i heard 3 of them.

[Neon]

thats fking funny man! LOL!!!

[Arbitzz]

nice to hear ur back enki...hope the car accident didnt hurt to bad....lol....or hurt ne of ur fingers to type some of these badass stories.....lol hope ya the best

[[/sarcasm]]

I've seen the pirate one before in several different places, but I do believe it origonates from funwithsex.com... Or org, or net... or something like that. There are a lot of them, because the guy that writes them just goes into IRC chats and starts doing CRAZY shit. Also, check out bash.org.

[Stifle_this]

the very first post isnt one ur friend made up, its bloodninja, a guy who gets girls to cyber with him, and then ****s with them, hes hilarious, the pirate one is his

[Tichondrius_87]

since you haven't posted in a while, i figure i'll throw one out there:

This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. This was a huge wedding with over 300 guests. After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage and took the microphone to talk to the crowd. He said that he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and groom's families for coming and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a fabulous reception. To thank everyone for coming and bringing gifts and everything, he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift from just him. Taped to the bottom of everyone's chair (even the chairs of the wedding party) was a manila envelope. He said that was his gift to everyone, and told everyone to open their envelopes.


Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 picture of his best man having sex with the bride. (He had gotten suspicious of the two of them and hired a private detective to trail them weeks prior to the wedding.) After he stood there and watched the people's reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said ''F--- you !'' he then turned to the bride and said ''F--- you !'' and then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said..... ''Thanks, I'm out of here.'' He had the marriage annulled first thing that Monday morning. While most of us would have broken off the engagement immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with it anyway as if nothing was wrong. His revenge: 1) Making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception. 2) Letting everyone know exactly what did happen. 3) And best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of all of their friends, their parents, brothers, sisters, grandparents, nieces and nephews, etc.... Ya gotta love this guy.

[nujabes]

haha thats a nice way to get back at em

[Crimson D3m0n]

haha nice! Now that's using a brain.