11-22-2004, 10:54 AM
Here's a better joke, but i am sorry to any who are offended
guys lost in a desert, and he comes upon this magic lamp, well he rubs it three times and a genie pops out, the genie says "You have released me, you may now have three wishes", so the guuy says ok and makes his first wish"I wish to be surrounded by a beautiful oasis with all the food and drink I can imagine" genie says "ya got it"m snaps his finger and bam ther oasis is there, guys second wish is to have all the money in the world, genie says done ya got it, snaps his fingers, and the guys bank accounts rise, guy says" Ok this is my last wish. IU wish to be needed by every woman all over the world", so the genie says done, ya got it, snaps his fingers...hahahaha... and turns the guy into a TAMPON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
guys lost in a desert, and he comes upon this magic lamp, well he rubs it three times and a genie pops out, the genie says "You have released me, you may now have three wishes", so the guuy says ok and makes his first wish"I wish to be surrounded by a beautiful oasis with all the food and drink I can imagine" genie says "ya got it"m snaps his finger and bam ther oasis is there, guys second wish is to have all the money in the world, genie says done ya got it, snaps his fingers, and the guys bank accounts rise, guy says" Ok this is my last wish. IU wish to be needed by every woman all over the world", so the genie says done, ya got it, snaps his fingers...hahahaha... and turns the guy into a TAMPON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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