Definition of a Teenager

[Pamela]

I thought these were cute and I have 3 Teenagers!

Definition of a Teenager



A TEENAGER IS...

-A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number.

-A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast.

-A youngster who receives her allowance on Monday, spends it on Tuesday, and borrows it from her best friend on Wednesday.

-Someone who can hear his favorite singer 3 blocks away but not his mother calling from the next room.

-A whiz who can operate the latest computer without a lesson but can't make a bed.

-A student who spends 12 minutes studying history and 12 hours studying for her driver's license.

-A connoisseur of 2 kinds of fine music--loud and very loud.

-An enthusiast who has the energy to bike for miles but is usually too tired to dry the dishes.

-A young woman who loves the cat and tolerates the brother.

-A romantic who never falls in love more than once a week.

-A budding beauty who never smiles until her braces come off.

-A boy who can sleep till noon on any Saturday he suspects the lawn needs mowing.

-An original thinker who is positive that her mother was never a teenager.

[A|fzZz]

lol....nice one pam...u made me crack again....
the last one seems a lil familiar tho lol...

[neurotiK]

yeah lol, all too familiar

[skidude]

lmfao haha nice 1's pam your jokes and stuff always make me laugh

[ilikelilkids]

-A boy who can sleep till noon on any Saturday he suspects the lawn needs mowing. that one is sooooooooo me lol always do that but it never works my dad will just cut it after your done breakfest so it wont work...

[Escaron]

haha I sleep in as close to the afternoon as i can so I dont have to wake up and do chores.

[cows_must_die]

Yet another joke by pam ;laugh; funny! sounds like my brother and sister :laugh:

[Venom]

-Someone who can hear his favorite singer 3 blocks away but not his mother calling from the next room.
ohh so true about me i can barly hear her practily 100% of the time

[Fuggle]

I spent a whole 10 minutes studying for my liscense when i got it and passed with a 100 and i dont spend any time studyin anything else yet i have the highest test average in most my classes. Makes the studiers pissed off cuz they study non stop and still fail.

[DeStRuCtIoN]

-A youngster who receives her allowance on Monday, spends it on Tuesday, and borrows it from his best friend on Wednesday.
*looks around innocently*

[Zakel]

A TEENAGER IS...
-A whiz who can operate the latest computer without a lesson but can't make a bed.

eh heh heh

[JesseDS]

Hahahaha, Pam u never fail to make me laugh. Keep up the good jokes, cant wait to hear more from you!!!

[Pamela]

Thanks yall!~is grinning~...Having 3 Teenagers is a challenge!!!! But I have to amend that as my oldest son just had a Birthday ....So now its a 20 year old ...a 19 year old son...and a 16 year old daughter!!
Getting them their first cars was OMG ((expensive as far as insurance on them)) But the look on their faces was priceless as you hand them the keys!!

As for being computer whizzes THAT is so true!! They pleaded with me to get on it and try it out...having to teach me how even to sign on!! I have learned as much from my Teens ,as ~hopefully~ I EVER taught them!!

[Knight Blade]

Im the computer one. My room is a swawp of crap and useless math tests from 6 weeks ago(oops). U kik @$$.

[D4rkSl4y3r]

good job pam sounds like me with the sleeping on on saturdays but it doesnt have to be the day i mow the lawn i do it all the time

[Pamela]

LOL...Yah I have had to go in and roll various Kids out of bed after 2pm in the afternoon! What is always hillarious to me is how they used to bounce out of bed at 6am and watch cartoons on Saturdays!!!

Now that we have a Satelite Dish...they just watch the Cartoon Channle ~_^((I am a fan of Bugs Bunny and the Road runner personally! Wyl E. Coyote Makes me laugh till I hurt!))

[Knight Blade]

my 14 year old sister hates to sleep and hates to wake up.