2005 Mergers!!

[Pamela]

... be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the
ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations in
2005.
1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.
R.Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and
become: Poly, Warner Cracker.
3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as: MMMGood.
4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will
merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.
5. FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP.
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell
Honeychild.
7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: Poupon Pants.
8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW!
9. Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:
Titty Titty Bang Bang

((Its a joke guys!))

martass2

[TyKe]

hahahahahaha nice nice

[Foog]

hahaha!! pam y0u rock. i'm in my english class right now in school and i read this to the whole class, even the titty one...no one cares at this stupid school. you continue to amuse me with your awesome jokes...from your mom this time? or not? i tip my hat.

[Silver Ice]

pretty funny

[nujabes]

hahahahhaah titty titty bang bang...

[PantallicA]

Hahaha well done Rep point for you!

[Pamela]

Thanks Guys!! Yes they are from my Mom^^ Just glad you all enjoy them!!