Ruin A Wish

[Foog]

I pull out my .45 and permanently disfigure your entire body, thus disenabling you to have the look of anything but a pile of **********.

I wish my computer was as powerful as a Cray Supercomputer. Free.

[TyKe]

u get the computer and i steal it.

i wish i had the new h3 hummer sittin on 28 spinners

[gaunts]

y get the hummer and next thing you know u forget to put on the parking breaks and the thing rolls in to your house and your paralized

i wish i could sleep with the olson twins.......hehehe

[TyKe]

i took them and broke them in half while screwing them.

i wish i won the lottery.

[Foog]

you find the winning ticket but i steal it and cash it for my own gain.

i wish that i could get out of high school with a 4.5 GPA and have a full scholarship to any college i wanted.

[TyKe]

too bad, im the principal and i expell you.

i wish i inherited bill gates's money(50 billion)

[ken2520]

u get the money and somehow he transfered the money to my bank account

I wish i was rich(on the item and runes part) on d2

[TyKe]

too bad, i killed u and changed my name to urs and got rich.

i wish i had a bicycle

[Beholder99]

a store program malfunctions and puts every thing you wanted in your account, battle net suspects you of hacking and bans you from the game completly

i wish my dog was still alive

[TyKe]

beholder, what u typed doenst hurt my wish I STILL GET A BIKE, YAY.

i dug up ur dog and severed each of its limbs 1 by 1, and ran him over repeaditly.

i wish i could make my own tv show.

[TroGdoR]

Yah this is going to flame wars.
I wish I had a toy beetle. DOn't ask!...*runs away*

[Beholder99]

beholder, what u typed doenst hurt my wish I STILL GET A BIKE, YAY.

i dug up ur dog and severed each of its limbs 1 by 1, and ran him over repeaditly.

i wish i could make my own tv show.

your tv show fails causing you to commite sucide


i wish i had a jinn

argh trog, your toy bettle causes you to scratch of you d i ck cause it emits iching powder

[TyKe]

when u got ur jinn, i tokk it and burned it.

i wish i had a toy beetle to give to trogdor

[Beholder99]

you scratch your face off, trog looks unphased when you hand him the beetle

i wish i had a supersoaker filled with gasoline

[TroGdoR]

My toy beetle crawls over to you beholder and swallows you whole.
Then I wish he digested you through his highly acidic stomach acids and you spent the rest of your days slowly making your way through the small intestine while being picked at by stomach crows!

[Beholder99]

(but that doesnt stop me from getting my supersoaker filled with gas)
eats your bettle form the inside out

wishs that i was a super mod
(way to go btw trog)

[TyKe]

i sent to numbli how u r a bad person and nubli bans u.

i wish trogdor gave me all of his d2 items

[Beholder99]

trog gives you all of his items but realizes he was high, hacks your account gets everything back and steals all your stuff but you never find out he did it



wish i was a parrot

[TyKe]

you turned into a parrot and i shout u and made bird stew.

i wish i could turn into one of my godly chars(like my nl hammerdin with gliched items)

[TroGdoR]

I wish I had a cracker to give to parrot or the bird stew.