Ruin A Wish

[nujabes]

no one cares about u or ur avatar

i wish i had a car

[Gatordrums]

you get a car and it's totaled by an old lady who fell asleep at the wheel and no one cares about you so nobody comes to your funeral >=P

I wish i had a machine that solved every problem i had.

[Foog]

i hack it and make it create and make worse every problem that you had.

i wish it was monday right now so i could be with my brittany.

[[Ghost]]

well you travel to a parrallel universe where monday is actualy sunday and vice versa

i wish for godly reflexes

[CheshireCat]

You get your godly reflexes. You're walking down the street and a car comes speeding towards you. Your godly reflexes cause you to jump out of the way a split second from getting hit.......... right into the path of a speeding Mack truck.

I wish I could date Jamie-Lynn Sigler.

[Beholder99]

you start dating her and when your about to do the nasty she pulls her **** and you are forced to take it anally


i wish i had a bobble head baseball person

[CheshireCat]

Watching your bobble head move back and forth gives you bad ideas, you go to a little league game to try to quench your desires and end up sharing a cell with Michael Jackson.

I wish I had some good books to read.

[Gatordrums]

You get your books but then hitler walks into your room and decides to burn your book and throws you on top with em.


I wish i had A swimming pool.

[CheshireCat]

Hitler's been dead for years.

You drown in your swimming pool.

I wish I had an alligator skin belt.

[PantallicA]

You mail in for a genuine alligator skin belt, and when it arrives, it is still attached to a live alligator.

You lose the fight with the alligator, and send him to a golf course.

I wish my guitar tuner worked.

[TroGdoR]

Your guitar calls you a loser, gets up and leaves you sitting there crying about the emptiness in your life.
I wish PantallicA was empty.

[PantallicA]

I eat a sandwich. I am now Full.

I wish Trogdor had TWO big beefy arms... and more spinedies.

[Beholder99]

he gets bigger arms and more spinedies...???..... but you cannot bask in the glory of trog b/c your at your famliy reunion and when you get back he decided to get rid of them....???....


i wish i knew what a spindies were

[neurotiK]

you never find out
I wish this thread would end.

[PantallicA]

I reply to this thread.

I wish realm down didn't exist.

[Muse]

the next time you go on b.net, realm down appears and it never goes back to normal.

i wish australian sopies didn't exist.

[Gatordrums]

the soaps go away but then all the aussie girls get mad and it's like 24/7 pms.

I wish i had a way to skip 45 mins of my life

[Jellyblob]

You inhale petrol fumes, then u slowly suffocate as the poisoning takes affects, then u die a slow painful death - 45 minutes gone ^^

I wish for to be able to fly

[CheshireCat]

You get shot down by the military thinking you're a terrorist aircraft.

I wish Reality TV shows didn't exist.

[Gatordrums]

they don't and i'm happy but then there is nothing left on tv.

I wish i could skip 15 mins WITHOUT dying. that's skipping a REALLY long time.