Ruin A Wish

[DaCougarMech]

u play basketball but u gots no hops so u lose and a bunch of ghetto guys laugh at u then break ur leg
i wish my mouse doesnt screw up and click twice all the time

[nujabes]

hurrah ur mouse doesnt click twice everytime. now it clicks 5times every click

i wish i had no geometry hw for the rest of the year

[[Ghost]]

You get no more geometry home work, its now calculus

I wish I had some chili fries

[nujabes]

u get chili fries but from a cheap restaurant. the chili is all cold and is still in the can shape from the can it was in

i wish i had a chalupa from taco bell

[DaCougarMech]

u mispronounce it and get a chihuahua
i want an enigma

[PantallicA]

I give you Jah Ith Ber, and you put it in the socketed armor you just found. Too bad it was 4 socket armor.

I wish I was less cool.

[[Ghost]]

You get so uncool you die.

I wish my handwriteing was better.

[[/sarcasm]]

Your handwriting will NEVER get better, loser. (Hey, it's technically ruining a wish... And no offense intended )

I wish I had a kitten.

[Obfuscate]

you get a kitten but its one of those ones thats been locked inside a small jar...a kamakazi kitten.


i wish i had the time

[nujabes]

u get the time of another country so u get jet lag

i wish it was feb 22

[PantallicA]

you get a kitten but its one of those ones thats been locked inside a small jar...a kamakazi kitten.


i wish i had the time

Bonzai, not Kamikaze. rofl

[PantallicA]

u get the time of another country so u get jet lag

i wish it was feb 22

Time speeds up, but You die on february 21st, at 11:59

[nujabes]

o well ill make a wish

i wish i had a gigantic chocolate chip cookie. the chewy kind

[[Ghost]]

I eat it

I wish i had a super computer

[Obfuscate]

You get your super computer. To bad your crap at running Unix machiens.

I wish....for the best signature EVER!

[BlackMage908]

I make the best sig ever but dont let you use it!!! =P

I wish that I get A's and B's on my next report card so I can get my awesome computer =D

[[/sarcasm]]

You work hard for the grades, but lousy Fed-Ex crushes your computer in delivery and refuses to pay for it, stating that it was manufactured that way.

I wish I could make backgrounds on Photoshop...

[DaCougarMech]

you make a background but some starving artist claims you forged it and sues you for a buh-millions bucks (i know there aint no buh-million)
i wish had a godly druid

[liquidshaggy]

i take a shot guna and shoot you i wish i had a car

[[/sarcasm]]

You're given a car, but it's a lemon with no wheels.

I wish I could fly.