Ruin A Wish

[liquidshaggy]

they make the game and are shiping it but when it's on the boat the entire shipiment falls off the boat then you jump off and try to get a copy then realize you can't swin and you drownd and die a horrible painful death

i wish for all you people to make better wishes

[erizoe]

Everyone turnes into dogs with thumbs (so we can type) and we are allowed to make bad wishes because we aren't people.

I wish i knew the name of this song.

[DaCougarMech]

it's the song "too sexy" by right said fred
i wish jessica simpson develops a sexual obsession for my manly love

[Stifle_this]

she instead develops one for mine(shes HOT)

i wish i wasnt such a damn newb(according to the def of noob, said in some post or another)

[erizoe]

You aren't a noob anymore and all the noobs kill you for free stuff.

I wish for a faster computer.

[Stifle_this]

its too fast and explodes and kills u and all ur family

i wish i wasnt so tired

[erizoe]

You aren't tired ever again and get extremely bored (because you cannot sleep) and you commit suicide

I wish i didn't just die in http://miniclips.com/heli2.htm Heli Attack 2

[DaCougarMech]

you dont just die in heli attack 2, the shock kills you in real life cause ur an old geezer with no mojo
i wish for no more computer viruses in the world

[TuNa-FisH_SuShI]

all computer viruses are deleted but the amount of TROJANS are doubled

I wish i had one of the Area 51 Alienware computers

[X Y Z]

You get an Alienware computer but in paying for it, cannot pay your electric bill, thus can never turn it on.


I wish I could read every language.

[Obfuscate]

You can speak "every" language but seeing how no one else speaks the language every your unable to communicate with people.

I wish I was obliquious.

[snoboy]

i wish i had unlimited money so then i could by ne thing i wanted

[DaCougarMech]

you buy everything u wanted. having no more purpose in life, you commit suicide
i wish for a pet bee

[X Y Z]

Simple. Bee stings your *** to death lmfao.

I wish pennies were the new quarters and I have a billion trillion pennies at that time

[Obfuscate]

Taking into consideration "billion trillion" is not an actual number I dont even see why I need to do anything to ruin your wish...you've done it already on your own by requesting a non-existent amount.

I wish I was omnipotent.

[TuNa-FisH_SuShI]

before you get omnipotent some one changes the definition of it to having no power and you get crushed under the weight of air

i wish we had a robot that did all my chores

[BlackMage908]

I create the robot, but I program it wrong, so it stabs you in the face repeatedly with a spatula until you're dead.

I wish I had some pancakes =(

[JesseDS]

You get some pancakes, but you choke on crusty syrup within them.

I wish that the test isn't today.

[nujabes]

the test is tomorrow first thing when u wake up

i wish i had some french toast

[JesseDS]

The french toast was made by a dumbass chef who added special sauce.(Animal *****)

I wish I could get laid.