Ruin A Wish

[Hurly91]

You get a grand new handphone....But, Your phone company stops your service because you're not paying..... So, Your phone is useless


I wish my photoshop works......It says my 30day trial is finished

[MiVeC]

ur photoshop works but it starts d/ling adware spyware n malware n ur comp dies.....

i wish i had a job so tht i can earn money

[Hurly91]

You get a job but you get 10¢ per week so you're just losing your time......


I wish I was Immortal

[nujabes]

u live forever, then no life exists, and ur alone. u try to kill urself but u cant

i wish today wont be hot

[DaCougarMech]

it gets so cold your nuts freeze off

i wish i had a desk in my tv room so i can play d2 without this burning laptop on my nuts

[ken2520]

u get one but instead the laptop gets too cold and eventually frozen till the machine could not move..
u try to heat ir up but u blow the f u ck out of urself

i wish i had something good to eat for dinner in an hr and a half >.<

[MiVeC]

u got ur fav food but it was poisoned n u die

i wish there werent 2 mosquitos bugging me now as i play comp....zzzz damn irritating....

[ken2520]

i swat the musqitos and they die but they fall in ur drink and u didnt se them and drank them and u caught the west nile

i wish i can play games again

[MiVeC]

u got to play games but u din do ur homework n ur teacher gave u a 5hr detention

i wish to pass all my exams... no need As but at least pass

[A|fzZz]

U passed your exams but only scored 50% while the rest got 80%+

I wish i can migrate to Aussie..

[ken2520]

u do that and get kidnaped..


i wish i know how to ebay

[A|fzZz]

Once u know how to u got cheated and lost everything

I wish i have more frens p

[nujabes]

(r u sayin friends??)
everyone is ur friend then u do somethin bad then everyone hates u

i wish i didnt accidently kill cow king

[Ragnarhox]

you dont kill the cow king on accident...but then a game later you kill him ina blind rage from spilling your soda


I wish for 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 dollars

[MiVeC]

ur house ran outta space putting tht much amount of $1 bills... n the bills flew everywhere n other pple took them n u went broke again....

i wish for a cooler weather... (i said cool not COLD)

[nujabes]

it gets cool by ALOT and it gets cold

i wish i wasnt so bored

[Ragnarhox]

you are entertained by a plastic bag floating aroudn your room but, when it floats out the window you follow it...


i wish the world exploded

[nujabes]

u explode with it, u die

i wish i had kettle corn

[MiVeC]

(is it a food??)
u eat it n u choked on it n die

i wish for a new wallet

[Ragnarhox]

you get a new wallet...but a week later you loose it and all your money


i wish for all of the moneyMiVeC lost