Ruin A Wish

[pyrocrow]

u get a gormet banquet for breakfast, but the eggs weren't cooked enough and you get e-coli and die. As you were dying you barfed up that egg and died covered in breakfast.

I wish i were a mod

[Ragnarhox]

you become a mod but, abuse your power and you get a perm ban


i wish the next SoaD cd was out

[Hurly91]

It's out but it's so expensive that you can't afford it........


I wish I had skills to make sigs....

[ken2520]

u made a good sig but it was way too big to post anywhere but as the time u shrink it ur sig was out to date

i wish i didnt have french for 2nd block for school 2morrow >.<

[nujabes]

instead of french u get a hella harder language

i wish playin basketball didnt make ur hands so dirty

[ken2520]

instead of getting dirty it got soapy and u didnt notice it dryed on ur hands and when u go to eat stuff u die from too much soap

i wish that i got my stupid form to pick my frds so i get to know whos cabin im in.. and who i want in my cabin(too bad no girls can b in my cabin >.< )

[DaCougarMech]

you get the forms but they are actually from a pedophiliac camp where they molest you in the butt so much you'll wish you had ebola instead

i wish i didnt have to read to kill a mockingbird for class

[MiVeC]

u din hav to read tht but u had to read a even more boring n thicker book....

i wish i wasnt in my current school... cause no school can b worse than tis school....

[A|fzZz]

U changed sch but realised the sch u went to is for retards

I wish im the smartest and dun have to study..

[SilentWarrior]

You become the smartest person in the world and know everything, the government kidnaps you and does wildy experiments to u ,erases your identity and turns you into there cyborg project. Wich fails and you die.

I wish for the extra inch and 1/2 to put my lil homie/D*ck at 10 inches :laugh: .OWNED!!!

[liquidshaggy]

A wild monkey comes into your house with a knife and cuts off your di*k
i wish for a house

[PantallicA]

The monkey who just invaded SilentWarrior's house sells it to you. While sleeping, the monkey comes into your bedroom and jumps in with you. When you turn on the lights, you discover that it's Michael Jackson! You can tell Jacko is wearing gloves, because you can feel the velvet going up your shorts.

I wish for a thousand more wishes.

[nujabes]

u use all thousand wishes at once and u ruin the game and everyone hates u for it

i wish today wasnt so cloudy

[Ragnarhox]

there isnt a cloud in the sky...but it snows 10 feet..then all melts and floods your house.


I wish i had the power to morph into any shape

[DaCougarMech]

you morph into a circle, roll down a hill, and die on impact when you hit a car

i wish for KFC chicken

[MiVeC]

u ate the chicken and it comes alive in ur stomache then it jumps out of ur a$$ n u die bcause of ruptured intestines

i wish i can keep my hair long wifout the stupid school teachers coming after me...

[DaCougarMech]

you are allowed to keep it long but one day you wake up completely wrapped from head to toe with your and your realize that IT'S ALIVE!!! then it sprouts eyes and strangles you

i wish for a grilled stuft burrito, chicken

[MiVeC]

(not THAT long... -.-""")

u got ur burrito but u din noe tht some1 had spit inside n u ate it.... (ewwww)

i wish i hav the licence to kill =X

[nujabes]

u kill every single living thing on the planet and ur a loner

i wish i didnt get scratched 3 times today

[[Ghost]]

instead of being scratched, you get stabbed 3 times.

I wish I had more Pepsi.