Ruin A Wish

[DaCougarMech]

u get coke instead. oh the horror!

i wish for fairy godparents

[MiVeC]

but they turned out to be devil godparents instead

i wish $10

[A|fzZz]

U got $10 but accidentely choked to death with it

I wish i can keep long hair...[MAX TOUCHING SHOULDERS]

[SilentWarrior]

You have long hair for a while and come across a demonstration walking home one day and you thought it was for hairspray so you let them demostrate on you (Because the demonstrator was really hott) and it turns out it's a demonstration for nair (a hair loss product) and they whipe all the hair off your head eyebrows and all.....then you die of suicide because your so depressed.

I wish I was the most liked person on the forum instead of the most common response on the who do you hate most thread. lmfao

[nujabes]

ur so liked that u become a famous celebrity, ur all over tv, then the tabloids get to u, make up fake stories about u, and u wanna kill urself

i wish i got my hair trimmed a bit

[DaCougarMech]

your hair gets trimmed just exactly how you wanted but they also trim your eyebrows and eyelashes super short so you look like a pansy so you jump off a cliff to kill yourself but instead you fall crotchfirst on a branch sticking out, your nuts are smashed, and vultures pick at your bloody crotch as you slowly die of blood loss. blehhh.....

i wish i was god

[nujabes]

u have to live forever and it really sucks

i wish it was spring break already

[ken2520]

u travel forward in time and find out that u get hit by and car and come back and wish spring break didnt come but it did and u got hit by the car and died...

i wish i didnt just sick a cold >.<

[nujabes]

ummmm instead of a cold u get a really bad flu (didnt really kno wat u meant)

i wish i didnt have to f***in remake my pali again

[ken2520]

ur palyl reappears but then u clicked delete and deleted ur lv 99 pally

i wish spring break doesnt end so early

[MiVeC]

it din end at all n u had no school so when u grow up ur too stupid to do any jobs so no one hires u n u become a begger....


i wish i hav a dune buggy (is it spelled correctly??)

[Hurly91]

you get an dune buggy(sp? ... me2 rofl ) but you go too fast on the beach and u hit people with it ( as I do in GTA:ViceCity ) and then you get in jail for the rest of your life ( as I don't do in GTA:VC...lol )


I wish I could play guitar like a god.....

[DaCougarMech]

you play a guitar like a god...but it is the god of polka.

i wish that i was free in all the ways you are not

[Hurly91]

im free in all the ways so since I'm not " not free " in any way.....you're not free anywhere

( A little confusing but I hope you understand it....lol )




I hope I had a 2 20 2 druid circlet.....with 10*45lifers ele gc.....

[erizoe]

You get one but it is 2 to max damage 20 to gold find and 2 to min dmg

There is a new attribute to gcs. now they all come with -100 life. so you get -550 life and ele means elemental damage...2 elemental damage!!

I wish my magic card shipment came in on time (not a week later and i am still waiting for it)

[MiVeC]

it came in on time but ur friends all hav better cards than u n trashed u every round....

i wish i knew how to build a car.... =X

[Venom]

you know how to build a car so you build a car but it gets stolen when you take it for a drive

i wish i had the new zelda game

[A|fzZz]

U bought the new game and played with it 24/7 and died in the end due to exhaustion

I wish i could top my class..

[Hurly91]

You top your class but it's because you so bad at school that you go in a classs where you're alone with teacher so....Of Course you top it because you're alone in it....rofl


I wish I knew where to download grunge brushes and how to use them.........

[SilentWarrior]

You find the dowload but it comes with a virus and it eats your computer till theeres nothing left then it moves on to your guitar and amp!!!! (it's a new super virus)>_>


I wish to smoke the best weed in the world (I probably allready have but i'm still hopeing)