Ruin A Wish

[Rallert]

They use real coke, but then u drink too much of it, and die
I wish i was living in the US so that i could understand every word in english/american...

[Forgoten_ChildX]

geuss what you cant ever live in america...its just like the terminal the movie your stuck where you are and you now have no country...you live in the airport forever with no pay and no job...

i wish i was fluent in german

[dL.Priest]

*poof* You are transformed into Zombie Hitler, enjoy the german.

I wish I had more wit.

[nujabes]

u get more wit and ppl beat u up for it

i wish i had more swedish fish

[DaCougarMech]

your fish turn more swedish

i wish i had more gummi bears

[WarriorOfD2X]

you stumble into a secret lab one day while you were searching for your long lost dog foofie, in the lab there's a super neat laser that Makes things Huge, u get lots of Gummie bears, u go to put a gummi bear under the beam, but than you accidently put ur hand unfer the beam and have to undergo surgery, they accidently remove ur "p e n i s" and put a V a g i n a .....ur hand becomes a national simble for gay america.

i wish my diablo 2 would stop getting relm down for 24 hrs............

[SilentWarrior]

It get's realm down forever and you never get to play again.

I Wish I wasen't completely broke with no job.

[Hurly91]

You are poor..........Sorry


I wish I had a stomach that could take infinite cakes and etc.. without problems.........

[nujabes]

people call u fat and u wanna kill urself

i wish i had infinite swedish fish

[TuNa-FisH_SuShI]

the factory that makes swedish fish sends you unlimited swedish fish but take out the sugar and put in poison on accident while experimenting

I wish i could see star wars episode 3 the first day it comes out at midnight

[Nemo4ever]

you get midnight tickets to it and realize you paid for a theatre 2,500 miles away on the other side of the country.


I wish i had a girlfriend

[Savag3]

Finally, after years of struggle and strife, you manage to get a steady girlfriend. Not only is she drop-dead gorgeous, but she's crazy about you. So crazy about you that she calls you every night just to check in on what you're doing. She stops in at work to see that you aren't "looking into other options." Then finally, she goes a step too far. One night you go out with the guys. She's parked outside waiting for you when she watches you stumble out of the bar being held up by two guys after being k.o'ed in a fight. She mistakes it for you being gay with the two men and floors it, running all three of you over and killing all of you instantly. then kills herself.

i wish i had a life. this one just may be impossible.

[Nemo4ever]

you do have a life... then when your happy with it, you destroy it with drugs and jumping off a bridge see? not impossible.


I wish i was rich

[nujabes]

people kill u and steal ur money

i wish d2 wasnt so full of dumbas$ noobs and scammers

[Hurly91]

it is.......


I wish Foog was my true-life friend..........because he's really nice
( wich is probably impossible because I live montreal and he probably lives USA...... = / )

[nujabes]

he lives in usa

i wish people will stop wishing for girlfriends its just a game we are playing on the internet

[Hurly91]

lol........I know but I'm wishing for a girlfriend on true life and I will never stop........



I wish for this band to come to my town:
:guitarist inger: :drummer: :guitarist

[SilentWarrior]

The band comes but you can't go because you wished for a girlfriend and you got one now she won't let you go because she's a black thug and hates rock and roll she also makes you listen to hardcore rap over and over again and burns anything that you have that has to do with rock n roll then she buys a gun and blows pantera away. Then she kills all the mods from this site and you have nobody else to worship on this forum. You then start smokeing crank become highly addicted and insane and end up in a mad house when the police catch you breaking into a cancer donation box to feed your hunger for crack.

I wish I didn't just own hurly that bad!!! >_< hahaha
*Goes to visit hurly in the mad house and brings him a crack pipe w/a bag of fake rocks*
*Hurly commits suicide*

[Forgoten_ChildX]

well some mod hatest he post because hurlys the man so they delete it and ban you for life and you never find a way back...now you have not "served hurly" lol

i wish i could throw the discus over 172'9(school record) and then go to college and throw and break all the world records

[MiVeC]

u threw the discus so hard it few over 200+++ but it hit ur mum on the head n killed her instantly....

i wish i am happy....