Ruin A Wish

[pyrocrow]

your friends dop out of church entirely. but when you grow up, you become a catholic priest. You realize the horrible churchless life they are living, you rape them into such moral confusion, they turn to god as muslims.

i wish i had better adoobe ps skills.

[Vilestyle]

The sad truth is, your adobe skills will never be good, along with mine. They will be so bad, that the pictures you create will one day form an E-protest, and your computer will self-destruct in your face.

I wish I had some ideas for the D2Sector comic.

[pyrocrow]

You get some ideas, but they reflect the ideas of adolf hitler. Everyone then begins to hate you, and in order to secure world peace. They assassinate you stating you were a terrorrrist threat to society.

I wish i had better instinct on adobee brushes.

[[Ghost]]

You are the best brusher Adobe has ever seen. You win the next 10 SOTW's . And then you develop carpal tunnel syndrome so bad your hand becomes as limp as a top romen noodle.

I wish I can meet Trent Reznor.

[pyrocrow]

On his way to meet you, Trent Renzor, whoever he is, has his plane hijacked. remembering that if they die in the name of alah they get 1000 virgins, the terrrists notice your house on the ground and aim. bulls-eye.

i wish i win the sotw this week even thought my sig isn't size req.

[Kingsrookie]

they all stop going to church and start worshipping Satan and use you as a satanic ritual and you show up on the 5 o clock news.

I wish i could meet Stephen King Dead or Alive

[The Orgasmatron]

But when you meet him, he gets a flashback from one of his books and becomes psychotic. He then proceeds to completely mutilate you.

I wish I couold have gone to see Star Wars last Friday.

[Kingsrookie]

you did see star wars last friday but it suckeed and you mutilate yourself with lightsabers. I wish stephen king wouldnmt mutilate me.

[DaCougarMech]

stephen king does not mutilate you cause you are stupid and unimportant and he does not even know you exist. however, one day he does find out that you exist. you exist all over the hood of his car

i wish i had ice cream

[Hurly91]

Ever tasted some '' Pickle's Flavour IceCream '' by the nose???
Now, you do.......



I wish I was a sh!tty g4y member with no skills and really annoying........

( Meh......ruin that ........ )

[[Ghost]]

You turn into the BEST member D2S has ever seen, you are made an adimn for how great you are, your sigs are PERFECT everytime. You constantly OWN people in Flame wars, untill you go blind.

I wish for your death

[MiVeC]

he died n he became a zombie... he hopped into ur bedroom while ur asleep n strangles u awake from ur sleep... he then bites ur neck n injects poison into ur blood... the poison has the effects of tear gas... but becos its poison, its letal.... u died slowly n painfully.... when u died, ur body rots n ur parents could not reconise u anymore...

i wish the xbox 360 din hav such a gay name.... cant they just call it xbox 2???

[Forgoten_ChildX]

they actaully give it a gayer name called *cant think of one im in the library at school" but its much lamer and actually because it has such a lame name they just get rid of the whole xbox 2 idea and they only have the first one


i had a sweet computer the best ones

[DaCougarMech]

you have the best computer in the world and because no one wants to take that title away from you, there is no more research on faster and smarter computers and we are stuck with slow inefficient computers

i wish i had a bigger house

[The Orgasmatron]

So you get kicked out and forced to buy your own bigger house.

I wish my teachers weren't so b!tchy.

[Forgoten_ChildX]

they are actually more b!tch

i wish the school year was over and i had all As and Bs

[DaCougarMech]

you get all Bs but they are all in ez classes such as PE and Health so everyone laughs at you for being such a dumbass and you are blinded with uncontrollable rage and you kill everyone with peppermint floss

i wish my guard training wasnt so long

[Forgoten_ChildX]

they decide your so good at it you think they just send you out to get the crooks. then you are on a drug bust and you get shot 53 times in the chest/face

i wish i had all the new game systems

[The Orgasmatron]

But they all came without cords and games, rendering them useless.

I wish this keyboard wasn't so screwed up.

[Venom]

you get the perfect keyboard but when you start typing all the words scramble every 5 seconds rendering it useless

i wish that i had a pet snake