Ruin A Wish

[Azn Monster]

you are hated by almost everyone then you get killed by spoonyman999 b/c he was on ur black list...*laughs viciously*

i wish only i can get any thing for free

[In[F]ec[T]eD]

you get an acc free only to find out that its full of chipped gems and tp scrolls.

I wish I knew how to run a bot (lol)

[bLizZ StoRm]

u get a working bot which had a virus and b.net deleted ur account for botting...

its been days since i've been able to get on uswest so i wish i could get on

[Crimson_Brilliance010]

your nothing turns into sumthing

i wish i could cook

[DaRK_IMMoRTAL]

the next day you made a sOUi?fLEAH! *w/e its french* thanks to the "wish-master" everyone at the party is in "awe" of what masterpiece of a cook you are and it ends up exploding with gas fumes flowing through the air. with Metal Gear Solid 2's Fat man dieing with laughter yelling "LAUGH... AND GROW FAT!"

*so u can cook, but u killed everyone at the party.*

I wish I wasnt wasting my time typing this up at d2sector.net

[Crimson_Brilliance010]

instead ur writing ur final exam paper to get a promising scholorship at duke but it was so bad that u had to go to devry DUN DUN DUN

i wish i knew what it felt like to not be "well endowed" LOL (now this should be funny)

[Khazador]

a witchdoctor shrinks your pen!s to an extremely small size and pictures of you naked end up on tv

i wish i was a d2s mod

[Crimson_Brilliance010]

we revolt against causing a revoltutionary war that brings about the stupid mods treaty

i wish i animated

[DaRK_IMMoRTAL]

you get yourself animated but then a raging rebellian sworms over to "red_brilliance" for being the new commer and gets killed, never to return.

I wish I knew what Standard's of Hero's do in Diablo II - Lord of Destruction besides just being a trophy..

[Crimson_Brilliance010]

u find out that its a super charm plus ten to all skills always maxed resists and never get hit never freeze never get poisoned and then ur comp explodes killing u in the process

i wish i was inuyasha

[corymann1]

you become inyuasha, but you are only as big as he is on the tv screen.

i wish my house was bigger

[[Ghost]]

You get a bigger house but shortly after a bulldozer mistakes your house for a construction site and demolishes it. Out of pity the driver of the bulldozer gives you a box to live in.

I wish noobs would no longer come here.

[Hurly91]

There will always be newbs............sorry =/



I wish you a merry christmas, I wish you a merry christmas, I wish you a merry christmas and a happy new year!

[Crimson_Brilliance010]

ur struck blind, dumb, deaf, no arms or legs and everyone else in the world won 10million dollars each in the lottery

i wish i had a full ride scholorship

[diabl0kid13]

granted, but you go to an all boy college and turn gay.

i want a plain glass of water, try screwing that up.

[Crimson_Brilliance010]

the resevior from which the water came is owned by the sicilian mafea and that fresh spring taste is actually fresh human organs ( ha send me to an all boy college I DONT PLAY THAT)

i wish to travel the universe

[jedimaster86]

You travel the universe, yet you forget one important thing: a spacesuit. Your heart and lungs collapse. Your entire circulatory system has been shutdown. Eventually you become unconcious and eventually die.

I wish I could work with Blizzard and work as a moderator one the Battle.net forums since all it seems to be is a spam-fest.

[BlackMage908]

You end up working for Blizzard, but even though you ban the spam bots, they just keep coming back, you know, like that noob you banned today.

I wish that maphack never existed. =)

[psyfect]

Maphack never exsists, creating a much smaller fan base of the game.
Gamers get bored and no longer contribute to the game, making your items godly.
A new player joins the game, asking for items. You call him a noob, pk him, then sell your items to him on ebay generating 1 whole dollar and 52 cents. The exact amount you owe me. DID YOU THINK I'D FORGET?!

I wish my wish was the final wish which wasn't much of a wish at all.

[Crimson_Brilliance010]

ur wish was actually responsible for universal peace

i wish i could make cash without the hard labor