01-11-2005, 11:22 AM
Maybe heard this one, I've heard a long time ago before.
A man was ordered by his doctor to lose 75 lbs. As he
wondered how the
heck
he would do it, he comes across an ad in the newspaper
>for a GUARANTEED
WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM. "Guaranteed. Yeah right!" he thinks
to himself.
But desperate, he calls them and subscribes to the
3-day/10 pound weight loss program.
The next day there's a knock at his door, and there
stands a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old young woman
dressed in
nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign
>around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight
loss company. The sign says, "If you can catch me,
you can have me!"
Without a second thought he takes off after her. A few
miles later,
huffing and puffing, he finally catches and has his way
with her.
After they are through and she leaves, he thinks to
himself, "I
like the way this company does business!"
The same girl shows up for the next two days and the
same thing happens.
On the fourth day, he weighs himself and is delighted
to find he has lost 10 lb. as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/ 20 pound
program. The next day there's a knock at the door and
there stands the most stunning, sexy woman he has ever
seen in his life, wearing nothing but
Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that
says, "If you catch me, you can have me." He's out the
door like a shot. This girl is in excellent
shape and it takes him a while to catch her, but when
he does, it is worth every cramp and wheeze.
For the next four days, the same routine happens and
much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs
himself and finds he has lost another 20 lbs. as
promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to
order the 7-day/50 pound program.
"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the
phone,"this is our most rigorous program."
"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in
years."
The next day there's a knock at the door and when he
opens it, he finds a muscular guy standing there
wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign
around his neck that reads,......"If I catch you,
you're mine."
A man was ordered by his doctor to lose 75 lbs. As he
wondered how the
heck
he would do it, he comes across an ad in the newspaper
>for a GUARANTEED
WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM. "Guaranteed. Yeah right!" he thinks
to himself.
But desperate, he calls them and subscribes to the
3-day/10 pound weight loss program.
The next day there's a knock at his door, and there
stands a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old young woman
dressed in
nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign
>around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight
loss company. The sign says, "If you can catch me,
you can have me!"
Without a second thought he takes off after her. A few
miles later,
huffing and puffing, he finally catches and has his way
with her.
After they are through and she leaves, he thinks to
himself, "I
like the way this company does business!"
The same girl shows up for the next two days and the
same thing happens.
On the fourth day, he weighs himself and is delighted
to find he has lost 10 lb. as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/ 20 pound
program. The next day there's a knock at the door and
there stands the most stunning, sexy woman he has ever
seen in his life, wearing nothing but
Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that
says, "If you catch me, you can have me." He's out the
door like a shot. This girl is in excellent
shape and it takes him a while to catch her, but when
he does, it is worth every cramp and wheeze.
For the next four days, the same routine happens and
much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs
himself and finds he has lost another 20 lbs. as
promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to
order the 7-day/50 pound program.
"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the
phone,"this is our most rigorous program."
"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in
years."
The next day there's a knock at the door and when he
opens it, he finds a muscular guy standing there
wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign
around his neck that reads,......"If I catch you,
you're mine."
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Good Joke!
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