Some funny quotes

[Silent_killers]

Here are some quotes. Some are really funny, but some I never understood.

http://www.bash.org/?top

[X Y Z]

Yeah it's down. No quotes for us

[Fuggle]

<Zanthis(ALE)> AFK, tornado
rofl.
<jeebus> the "bishop" came to our church today
<jeebus> he was a ****en impostor
<jeebus> never once moved diagonally
haha.
Ill read the rest tomorrow.

[X Y Z]

"<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK ****
<tatclass> er.
<tatclass> hi.
<andy\code> A common typo.
<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other."lmfao. Thats great (Sites back up )

[BlackMage908]

<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet

...Lol =D

<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
<TheXPhial> lava?

...Lol...Again =D

[Silent_killers]

anamexis - <anamexis><anamexis>oh man
<anamexis></anamexis></anamexis><anamexis><anamexis><anamexis></anamexis></anamexis></anamexis></anamexis>anamexis - <anamexis><anamexis><anamexis><anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile ([email protected]) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis></anamexis></anamexis></anamexis><anamexis><anamexis><anamexis><anamexis></anamexis></anamexis></anamexis></anamexis></anamexis></anamexis>anamexis - <anamexis><anamexis><anamexis><anamexis><anamexis><anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis></anamexis></anamexis></anamexis></anamexis><anamexis><anamexis><anamexis><anamexis><anamexis></anamexis></anamexis></anamexis></anamexis></anamexis></anamexis></anamexis></anamexis>anamexis - <anamexis><anamexis><anamexis><anamexis><anamexis><anamexis><anamexis><anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis></anamexis></anamexis></anamexis></anamexis></anamexis><anamexis><anamexis><anamexis><anamexis><anamexis><anamexis></anamexis></anamexis></anamexis></anamexis></anamexis></anamexis></anamexis></anamexis></anamexis></anamexis>anamexis - <anamexis><anamexis><anamexis><anamexis><anamexis><anamexis><anamexis><anamexis><anamexis><anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick ****ers)
<anamexis> :<<anamexis><anamexis><anamexis><anamexis><anamexis><anamexis>


LOL.</anamexis></anamexis></anamexis></anamexis></anamexis></anamexis></anamexis></anamexis></anamexis></anamexis></anamexis></anamexis></anamexis></anamexis></anamexis></anamexis></anamexis>

[Muse]

Read up to the Titanic one, there pretty funny. I liked the harry potter ones.

[BlackMage908]

I read 'em all, those are f*cking hillarious

[qweeve]

Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
If I worked as much as others, I would do as little as they.
24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ...coincidence?
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
Change is inevitable....except from vending machines.
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

[Karant]

http://bash.org always creates a stir in every forum.

Because it f*cking rocks!