True Friends!!

[Pamela]

FRIENDS TO THE END.....

Are you tired of all those sissy, mushy "friendship" poems that always
sound good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a
series of promises that really speaks to true friendship!

1. When you are sad, ...I will get you drunk and will help you plot
revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue, ...I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile, ....I'll know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared, ...I will rag you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried, ...I will tell you horrible stories about how
much worse it could be and to quit whining.

6. When you are confused, ...I will use little words to explain.

7. When you are sick, ...stay away from me until you're well again. I
don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall, ...I w ill point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath, I pledge 'til the end. Why you may ask?

Because you're my friend!

Send this to ten of your closest friends and get depressed
because you can
only think of two, and one of them is not speaking to you
right now anyway.

Remember: A friend will help you move. A really good friend
will help you move a body.

Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel!!!

[Nubli]

lmao, ive done at least most of these things (exerpt the getting laid/drunk part ) other than that, i must be a good friend =D

[Tichondrius_87]

some things, are just not worth friendship. moving a body i can handle. them getting laid before me? not a dammed chance.

[Pamela]

LMFAO....Dude I so have you beat there!...but friendship is worth a LOT!!!

[Tichondrius_87]

whom dost thou have beaten? me? no!!! decapitation for you!!!! arrrggghhh!!!!

[Nethran]

you? get laid? maybe in rethratation land.

[Tichondrius_87]

is that another made up word you word maker-upper?

[Nethran]

maybe...whats it to you? Huh? damned straight.

[Tichondrius_87]

yes yes, your an idiot. ****ing straight

[Nethran]

least im ****ing straight.. what do you have to say to that?

[Tichondrius_87]

i challenge that remark. look at butch clough and tell me you're straight

[Nethran]

butch clough? I went out with her in the 7th grade. get over it. least I didnt go out with crazy-eyed, everyday sweatpant and sweatshirt wearing, slightly overweight, greasy-haired amber johnston. whether youre straight or not thats just sad.

[Tichondrius_87]

you ****biting judgemental alzheimer's patient. didn't go out with her. and if you knew half of the stuff that has happened to her, you'd pity her like i do. so there.

[Nethran]

maybe..but you did go out with her, I know this for a fact.

[Tichondrius_87]

maybe your face went out with her. word..

and no i didn't. ask everyone.

did. not.

[Nethran]

I heard her talking about it...and you did
I heard her friends talking about it, and you did
I heard YOU talking about it, so you did.

I win, there is no counter for that typo de factage action

[Tichondrius_87]

in my defense:

i was hyped up on cough syrup, so i know nothing about those few days.
we stopped once we started. never held hands or any of that other panzy high school shit.
it was high school. it wouldn't have lasted anyways.

therefore,
we did not. officially.

you went with katie for like a month then got DUMPED BY HER because you were too much of a ***** to hold her hand. *****.

[Nethran]

Gee, I know.. that cough syrup will lay you out for a couple days. Mighty potent stuff. lol

and she my first gf..c'mon. No idea what i was doing.

[Tichondrius_87]

maybe that's cause... . your a *****. like i said. and my *****. oh what? jiggy.

[Nethran]

and I was 11 years old... and you have no ***** Mr. Volcano Face.