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The husband asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.
"I'd love to be six again," she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he woke up early, got up, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to Disneyland. What a day! They went on every ride in the park. The Matterhorn, Space Mountain, Splash Mountain, Pirates of the Caribbean, and the Haunted Mansion. Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. They drove to a McDonald's where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing
chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie to see the latest blockbuster, a hot-dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed, exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six again?"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "Is that what this crazy day was all about? You idiot, I meant my dress size!"
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's still gonna get it wrong.
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA that was a good one, hahaha.
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lol, my gf can vouch for that.
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hey guys don't ALWAYS get it wrong...just most of the time...LOL
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i can name more things i've screwed up than i've gotten completely right. mostly 'cause women's expectations are way too damn high.
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hehe id do something like that, how the hell would he know she meant size 6.
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yeah. like men pay any attention to how their woman looks.
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lol, now that's funny.
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haha pamela that was hilarious keep em comin
lol tichondrius thats also hilarious.
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Well I thought when I first read it the same thing the Husband thought ~.0...and sometimes we ((people in general)) just do NOT communicate to each other effectivly!Guy was thinking,,,,*I will give her this special day*....Woman was thinking* I dont know what the hell is going on...but I will go along since he is doing this for me!*...A few simple sentences at ANYTIME,could have solved all that ~.0 The whole point of the joke is...we *listen*...but fail to *hear*.........
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thank you, oh pamela, for that inspiring bit of philosophy. now, back to the funny!
William and Mildred were married twenty-five years. They decided to celebrate with a trip to Las Vegas. When they entered the hotel/casino and registered, a sweet young woman dressed in a very short skirt, became very friendly. William brushed her off rather rudely. Mildred objected, "William, she was nice, that young woman, and you were so rude."
"Mildred, she's a prostitute."
"I don't believe you. That sweet young thing?
"Let's go up to our room and I'll prove it." In their room, William called down to the desk and asked for Candie to come to room 1217.
"Now," he said, "you hide in the bathroom with the door open just enough to hear us, okay?" She did. Soon, there was a knock on the door. William opened it and Candie walked in, swirling her hips provocatively.
"So, I see you're interested after all," she said.
William asked, "How much do you charge?"
"$125 basic rate, $100 tips for special services."
William was taken aback. "$125! I was thinking more in the range of $25."
Candie laughed derisively. "You must really be a hick if you think you can buy sex for that price."
"Well," said William, "I guess we can't do business. Goodbye." After she left, Mildred came out of the bathroom. "I just can't believe it."
William said, "Let's forget it. We'll go have a drink, then eat dinner."
At the bar, as they sipped their ****tails, Candie came up behind William pointed slyly at Mildred, and said, "See what you get for $25?"
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just goes to show that us men folk are screwed no matter what we do or try to do.
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LMAO...that was great!!~cheers~ 
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ROFL...ncie jokes guys..
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hah great one but look
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<OHM>damn
<OHM>Fu Ck
<OHM>DAMN
<OHM>i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up
<OHM>Fu CK
<OHM>i go like this to her
<OHM>"i want to suck on your Cl It"
<OHM>Fu CK
that one is just so funny but i bet pams is better ^.^
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lol, that's gross man. and so is the picture of the angry fat kid. get rid of it would ya?
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ken2520 Wrote:hah great one but look
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<OHM>damn
<OHM>Fu Ck
<OHM>DAMN
<OHM>i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up
<OHM>Fu CK
<OHM>i go like this to her
<OHM>"i want to suck on your Cl It"
<OHM>Fu CK
that one is just so funny but i bet pams is better ^.^
LMAO...1 time I was in an AIM conversation as a guy was making a sandwich...with jalapenos...and he went potty...BEFORE he washed his hands...OMG...the conversation that ensued was priceless!!...Lots of whimpering...I finally told him to wipee it in pickle juice...((It really works...that whole acid base thingy))The told him that eating jalapenos at ALL had lost most of my sympathy for him !~.0
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