02-02-2005, 11:41 PM
IM STILL LAUGHING AT THIS ONE.
A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he
needed a haircut before the next day's meeting, he called down to
the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises. "I'm
afraid
not, sir," the clerk told him apologetically, "but down the hall
from your
room is a vending machine that should serve your purposes."
Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the machine, inserted
50 cents, and stuck his head into the opening, at which time the machine
started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later the salesman pulled
out his head and surveyed his reflection, which reflected the best
haircut of his life.
Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read,
'Manicures,
25 Cents' "Why not?" thought the salesman. He paid the money,
inserted
his hands into the slot, and pulled them out and they were perfectly
manicured.
The next machine had a sign that read, 'This Machine Provides a Service
Men Need When Away from Their Wives, 50 Cents.' The salesman looked
both ways, put in fifty cents in the machine, unzipped his fly and, with
some anticipation, stuck his dinger into the opening. When the machine
started buzzing, the guy let out a shriek of agony. Fifteen seconds
later it shut off and, with trembling hands, the salesman was able to
withdraw his dinger... now with a button sewed on the end of it...
LMAO
martass2
A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he
needed a haircut before the next day's meeting, he called down to
the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises. "I'm
afraid
not, sir," the clerk told him apologetically, "but down the hall
from your
room is a vending machine that should serve your purposes."
Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the machine, inserted
50 cents, and stuck his head into the opening, at which time the machine
started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later the salesman pulled
out his head and surveyed his reflection, which reflected the best
haircut of his life.
Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read,
'Manicures,
25 Cents' "Why not?" thought the salesman. He paid the money,
inserted
his hands into the slot, and pulled them out and they were perfectly
manicured.
The next machine had a sign that read, 'This Machine Provides a Service
Men Need When Away from Their Wives, 50 Cents.' The salesman looked
both ways, put in fifty cents in the machine, unzipped his fly and, with
some anticipation, stuck his dinger into the opening. When the machine
started buzzing, the guy let out a shriek of agony. Fifteen seconds
later it shut off and, with trembling hands, the salesman was able to
withdraw his dinger... now with a button sewed on the end of it...
LMAO
martass2
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A Light in your Darkness...always there...and burning...
A Light in your Darkness...always there...and burning...
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