Friends in 2004?

[Pamela]

Ah this is so true!

You know you're living in 2004 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.
7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line.

8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.

10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.

11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

12. Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get long-service awards.

AND..............

13. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.

14. As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to Your "friends."

15. You got this email from a friend that never talks to you anymore, except to send you jokes from the net.

16. You are too busy to notice there was no #9

17. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9

AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.

Go on, forward this to your friends ...you know you want to

[Tichondrius_87]

how about i just post: since i didn't nod and smile, and haven't been the ***** of three different companies, does that mean that i am not alive, as this is 2004? just wondering.

[Snake_is_back]

lol this is weird forums

[Tichondrius_87]

you have no idea mr. snake.

To the snake:

Green Snake, when i hung you round my neck
and stroked your cold, pulsing throat
as you hissed to me, glinging
arrowy gold scales, and I felt
the weight of you on my shoulders,
and the whispering silver of your dryness
sounded close at my ears--

Green Snake-- I swore to my companions that certainly
you were harmless! But truly
I had no certainty, and no hope, only desiring
to hold you, for that joy,
which left
a long wake of pleasure, as the leaves moved
and you faded into the pattern
of grass and shadows, and i returned
smiling and haunted, to a dark morning.

The snake:

A snake! Though it passes,
eyes that had glared at me
stay in the grasses.


cool poems no?

[Nethran]

you thieved those from our intro to lit book, you thieving thief of poems, jokes, and stories. OMG, you didnt site them! Thats a violation of copywrite laws. You could be fined hundreds of dollars. Ill inform the authorities.

[Tichondrius_87]

now why would you do that? 'specially since our book doesn't have the copywright on all of the poems. the authors do. *** munch

[Nethran]

is that or is it not a copywrite nonetheless? It is. You lose, game set and match. goodbye everyone, Im here every tuesday.

[Tichondrius_87]

****. off. that's all i have to say to you. carless welfare sonbizotch bastard.

[Nethran]

maybe your a fuggling mother sharzot bliff with a skrank up your fididdle.

[Tichondrius_87]

holy god, i've not seen such made up words since i read the works of doctor seuss. and i told you that the next title change was at 200. now we're evil cows. GO EVIL COWS!

[Nethran]

fafken you, you nakkle pizz.. I never done seen nobody that can eat no 15 hamburgers in 10 minutes, neither, but I dont seen it on tv last night, so its true, an maybe you should think that them words up thur that I done used is true, too.

[Tichondrius_87]

what the hell are you talking about?

[Nethran]

My words are real words

[Tichondrius_87]

that doesn't make them make any more sense than they just did.

[Nethran]

so? they mighta not been intended to make sense.

[Tichondrius_87]

then why write them?

[Nethran]

because they make me feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside...of my pants

[Tichondrius_87]

yeah.... but that's what you said about me too. tiem for lunch kid. let's go.

[Nethran]

aight, brt

[Tichondrius_87]

brt=be right there?

grr... must learn forum speak