My lungs just exploded.

[PantallicA]

In fact, excluding a select few civilized individuals, you members are perverse degenerates. You are the reason americans have a bad reputation.You have but one life. I have NO IDEA how you can spend it ruining others lives. It benefits no one and you actually find it humorous. That's horrible, your horrible.

zzz, go away, Webster.

By the way, we're not all American.

[Foog]

I can't stand it when people torture animals. Call me a hippie or a treehugger or wtf you can come up with; I've got two cats and a bird and all of that, and I hate it when people carelessly toy with animals for amusement. What's funny about sending a squirrel 150 feet into the air? Why is that funny? Bah.

[El Matt]

Things like this is probably why the little buggers throw acorns at me. Thanks a load.