02-26-2005, 09:27 PM
In order to assure the highest levels of
quality work and productivity from
students, it
will be our policy to keep all students well
taught through our program of SPECIAL
HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (S.H.I.T.).
We
are trying to give our students more
S.H.I.T.
than anyone else. If you feel that you do
not
receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the
course,
please see your lecturer. You will be
immediately placed at the top of the
S.H.I.T.
list, and our lecturers are especially skilled
at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you
can
handle. Students who don't take their
S.H.I.T.
will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL
EDUCATIONAL EVALUATION
PROGRAMS
(D.E.E.P . S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to
take
D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go
to
EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE TRAINING
(E.A.T.
S.H.I.T.). Since our lecturers took S.H.I.T.
before they graduated, they don't have to
do
S.H.I.T. anymore, and are all full of
S.H.I.T.
already. If you are full of S.H.I.T., you
may be
interested in a job teaching others. We
can
add your name to our BASIC
UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST
(B.U.L.L.
S.H.I.T.). For students who are intending
to
pursue a career in management and
consulting, we will refer you to the
department of MANAGERIAL
OPERATIONAL
RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E.
S.H.I.T.).
This course emphasizes how to manage
M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T. If you have further
questions, please direct them to our
HEAD
OF TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH
INTENSITY
TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.). Thank you,
BOSS
IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH
INTENSITY
TEACHING (B.I.G. S.H.I.T.) PS. Now send
this S.H.I.T. to 5 or more people who
need
S.H.I.T. in their life, just not the same
person
who sent you this S.H.I.T., they have
already
had their fill of S.H.I.T. Thank You for
your
time. Sincerely, The Director Under the
Michigan Bureau of Super High Intensity
Teaching. (The D.U.M.B. S.H.I.T.)
quality work and productivity from
students, it
will be our policy to keep all students well
taught through our program of SPECIAL
HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (S.H.I.T.).
We
are trying to give our students more
S.H.I.T.
than anyone else. If you feel that you do
not
receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the
course,
please see your lecturer. You will be
immediately placed at the top of the
S.H.I.T.
list, and our lecturers are especially skilled
at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you
can
handle. Students who don't take their
S.H.I.T.
will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL
EDUCATIONAL EVALUATION
PROGRAMS
(D.E.E.P . S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to
take
D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go
to
EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE TRAINING
(E.A.T.
S.H.I.T.). Since our lecturers took S.H.I.T.
before they graduated, they don't have to
do
S.H.I.T. anymore, and are all full of
S.H.I.T.
already. If you are full of S.H.I.T., you
may be
interested in a job teaching others. We
can
add your name to our BASIC
UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST
(B.U.L.L.
S.H.I.T.). For students who are intending
to
pursue a career in management and
consulting, we will refer you to the
department of MANAGERIAL
OPERATIONAL
RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E.
S.H.I.T.).
This course emphasizes how to manage
M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T. If you have further
questions, please direct them to our
HEAD
OF TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH
INTENSITY
TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.). Thank you,
BOSS
IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH
INTENSITY
TEACHING (B.I.G. S.H.I.T.) PS. Now send
this S.H.I.T. to 5 or more people who
need
S.H.I.T. in their life, just not the same
person
who sent you this S.H.I.T., they have
already
had their fill of S.H.I.T. Thank You for
your
time. Sincerely, The Director Under the
Michigan Bureau of Super High Intensity
Teaching. (The D.U.M.B. S.H.I.T.)
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