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Mary received a parrot as a gift. The parrot was fully grown with a very bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was a curse: those that weren't curses were to say the least, rude.
Mary tried to change the bird's attitude by constantly saying polite things. Words and playing soft music...anything she could think of. Nothing worked.
She yelled at the bird and the bird got worse. She shook the bird and the bird got even more mad and more rude. Finally in a moment of desperation, Mary put the parrot in the freezer to get a minute of peace.
For a few moments she heard the bird swearing, squawking kicking and screaming and then, suddenly there was absolute quiet. Mary was frightened that she might have actually hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out onto Mary's extended arm and said:
"I'm very sorry that I offended you with my language and my actions and I ask your forgiveness. I will endeavor to correct my behavior and I am sure it will never happen again."
Mary was astounded at the changes in the bird's attitude and was about to ask what had changed him, when the parrot continued, "May I ask what the chicken did?"
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whiteniggr Wrote:huh? i dont get it The parrot thought she killed a chicken for being bad. When actully it was just I frozen chicken to eat. I'm surprised you didn't catch that.:eek:
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LOL....nice one man...
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Lol, there was a dead frozen chicken in the freezer lol, very funny.
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thgrave2002 Wrote:Lol, there was a dead frozen chicken in the freezer lol, very funny. As opposed to a live frozen chicken? i have never bought a live frozen chicken from Acme after all, so it's safe to assume all of them are dead.
btw, nice joke Punk.
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Rofl.....Good One PunK........ 
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i have heard that one b4 got anything else?
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Here's another.
The Indians asked their Chief in autumn if the winter was going to be cold or not. Not really knowing an answer, the chief replies that the winter was going to be cold and that the members of the village were to collect wood to be prepared. Being a good leader, he then went to the next phone booth and called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is this winter to be cold?"
The man on the phone responded, "This winter was going to be quite cold indeed." So the Chief went back to speed up his people to collect even more wood to be prepared.
A week later he called the National Weather Service again, "Is it going to be a VERY cold winter?"
"Yes", the man replied, "it's going to be a very cold winter."
So the Chief goes back to his people and orders them to go and find every scrap of wood they can find. Two weeks later he calls the National Weather Service again: "Are you absolutely sure, that the winter is going to be very cold?"
"Absolutely" the man replies, "the Indians are collecting wood like crazy!"
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yea thats a very good one thats hilarious
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lol...........good one there too
You hilarous..... 
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dont understand the indian one
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indians get wood to make fire if winter is cold
then, they ask governement if winter is gonna be cold.....they say yes
so, indians get more wood.....in case
the, they ask governement again, is it gonna be cold??
And then, governement says it will be very cold
so, indians get wood like crazy
Then, a non-indian guy go ask governement, is the winter gonna be cold???
governement says: Yes .... a lot....I see indians taking wood like crazy
( That means indians trust governement and gov. trust indians.......nobody knows in fact.....rofl )
You get it now????
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fortunecookieX Wrote:dont understand the indian one When the indian was asking the weatherman the weather. The weatherman was actully getting the info from watching the indains collect there wood. So neither of them actully new if it was going to be cold or not.
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jokes really arent that funny when you have to explain them
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