Questions that make you think

[Nemo4ever]

only one i can think of, if you have any more, please post em....


Why do they use steralized needles in lethal injection?

[Foog]

why do they put Braille on the keys on the Drive up ATM?

[nujabes]

why do we wash shower towels even though we use them when we are clean?

[Hurly91]

why do stores opened 24/7 has locks on doors???

why do we buy hotdogs bread in pack of 12 but saucisses(sp?) in pack of 8???

why do banks let doors opened but attach the stylo with a chain to the desk???

why old people or sick people has to go to the back of the pharmacy to bring medicamaments and people with a good health buy cigarets in front???

why do you put useless and worthless things in your garage but you put your nice and expensive car in the driveway???


More to come if I can remember them.........

[DaCougarMech]

why do people get double bacon cheeseburgers and extra large fries but also order a diet coke?

[[/sarcasm]]

If some vegans think that eating beef encourages the slaughter of cows, why don't they think that eating veggies encourages the slaughter of plants?

[nujabes]

haha flea...slaughter of plants

why do we ship cargo and send shipments by car?
why doesnt glue stick to the bottle?

[horrendus31]

what is the exact numerical value of pi?

[[/sarcasm]]

Horrendous, it's 22/7, technically.

If you got an infinite amount of monkeys on an infinite amount of typwriters punching random keys, would you eventually get an exact copy of Hamlet?

[Silver Ice]

is sexual harassment at work a problem for the self-employed?
Was the pole vault accidentally discovered by a clumsy javelin thrower?
Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?
Day light savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it?
What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
Do clowns wear really big socks?
Do crematoriums give discounts to burn victims?Do fish get thirsty?
Do pilots take crash-courses?
What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Does killing time damage eternity?
Does that screwdriver belong to Phillip? How can you tell when it is time to tune your bagpipes?
How do they get the "Keep off the Grass" sign on the grass? How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
Why are some gay people so unhappy?
If a mirror reverses right and left, why doesn't it reverse up and down? Why do flamingos stand on only one leg?
Why do people always remember where they were when someone famous was killed? Do they feel perhaps they'll need an alibi?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

theres tons more i could post. pm me if u want the website link.

[A|fzZz]

Why are some gay people so unhappy

lol....thats a good one..

[MiVeC]

Do pilots take crash-courses?

tis is quite good too =D

[snoboy]

why do cars park in the drive way?
how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tottsie pop?
does our universe ever end or does it go on forever, and if it does end, wats on teh toehr side?
Why does our nose runs and our feet smell?

[Nemo4ever]

is sexual harassment at work a problem for the self-employed?
Was the pole vault accidentally discovered by a clumsy javelin thrower?
Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?
Day light savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it?
What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
Do clowns wear really big socks?
Do crematoriums give discounts to burn victims?Do fish get thirsty?
Do pilots take crash-courses?
What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Does killing time damage eternity?
Does that screwdriver belong to Phillip? How can you tell when it is time to tune your bagpipes?
How do they get the "Keep off the Grass" sign on the grass? How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
Why are some gay people so unhappy?
If a mirror reverses right and left, why doesn't it reverse up and down? Why do flamingos stand on only one leg?
Why do people always remember where they were when someone famous was killed? Do they feel perhaps they'll need an alibi?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

theres tons more i could post. pm me if u want the website link.

tahts what i had been looking for in the first place...but then i lost it >_<

[Fuggle]

Silver most of those sucked.
Also I know an answer to most of these.

[Stifle_this]

dont be so angry fuggle

heres one:

are girls crazy everywhere or just in the US?

Do people treat relationships the same in every country?

Do they have the same kind of steps of progression(or digression as it may be)?

[pyrocrow]

what idea could cause reality televison?

Why do the blur the hand of someone on television when its obvious the middle finger is the only one up?

If less than 5% of the world poplation likes "pop" music, how is it "pop" (pop stands for popular for those who don't know.)

[Hurly91]

Which came first, the chicken or the egg??? ^_-
( lol....every1 knew this1 )

[Forgoten_ChildX]

what weighs more..a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers??

what you want a snickers bar or a boso pin ...perhaps a chest to pin it on?

[CheshireCat]

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered toast always lands butterd side down, what would happen if you tied a piece of toast, buttered side up, to the back of a cat?