"You know u play 2 much diablo II when..." jokes

[Alien Nation]

you know you play too much D2 when youre hitch hicking and when someone stop for you you ask them to rush you to next town!!

[[/sarcasm]]

You know you've been playing too much D2 when you try to convince your English teacher that 'pwn', 'noob', and '1337' are, in fact, REAL words and can be used in reports.

[Darth]

You know you play too much d2 when you yell "Poison Explosion" every time you fart.

[yaoc1987]

You know you've been playing too much D2 when you try to convince your English teacher that 'pwn', 'noob', and '1337' are, in fact, REAL words and can be used in reports.

haha thats good

i actually did use those words in a report for fun

[DaCougarMech]

you know you play too much d2 when you and your friends try to make a movie about it

[1337]

you might play to much d2 when your name is Andariel

another one

you might play to much d2 when you wear a Breast plate to the Field days and you Win a prise for Most Kills

[EpiQ]

You know you play d2 too much when you accidently trip and fall and you say
"Hate this f*cking lag!"

[Shellz]

ROFL @ Epio

[Pyrohammie]

you know you play too much d2 when your up untill 4 inthe morning and when your mom asks what you were doing up so late you try to explain that you were pwning Nubs

[EpiQ]

You know you play d2 too much when you are looking for something in your room and your mom comes in and says "What are u doing?", and you say "mf:ing"

[doomerjimm]

heres a good one: you know u play too much d2 when u run over a cat in ur car and look behind you to see wut it droped

[EpiQ]

heres a good one: you know u play too much d2 when u run over a cat in ur car and look behind you to see wut it droped

Something like that has alredy been written like the first page or something like that

[DaCougarMech]

you know you play too much d2 when your response to all other new games is "d2 pwns (insert game name)"

[EpiQ]

LoL ^^

[Halcyon]

start to tell ur freinds about this "1337 tyreals....." and then u stop, relizing wat u just said

[EpiQ]

yeah, that happends to me ALOT !

[Lux Aeterna]

You know you play too much Diablo II when....

...at lunch you ask if you can trade your (insert food) for 2x Um

...you die and start shouting, "You took my gold, fag!"

Eh, just my attempt at making you laugh.

[ken2520]

you know u play 2 much d2 when u are far away from home and u open a can of drink and u say, "Im full of mana, time to cast my spells!"

[link[km]]

u play d2 to much wehn u run outside with a butterknife chasing ur dog saying come back here u bastard that killed me and start to stab ur dog

[Halcyon]

i think some of these are getting a little too weird or serious, and half of them have been said over 5 times, i think we should close this before it becomes worse