"You know u play 2 much diablo II when..." jokes

[Crimson_Brilliance010]

uh whats worse the wet dream or the alcohol addition

[GuiltyGearXT]

U no u play 2 much d2 when u r stupid enough 2 use eazymap, cuz life sux on Bnet without it. C wut happened? u got "pwnt" 2 those of u got acc banned.

[DaCougarMech]

You know you play too much D2 when have wet dreams of Baal.
<_<
>_>
Yea well that's all for now.....

double you tee eff?
like the way he makes a clone eh? kekekekeke...
spit roast you eh? kekekekeke...

[EpiQ]

You know play too much d2 when you run around @ the school throwing hammers on the teacher thinkin that you are a lvl 99 hammerdin beating the uber tristram :p

[Poison-Scythe]

uno uve played too much diablo when u drank a bottle of white stamina liquid after sex and had another round.

[aesahaettr9021]

U kno uve played too much diablo when you start making "u know uve played too much diablo" jokes XD

[EpiQ]

Never heard that one before

[aesahaettr9021]

sum1 had to say it eventually, i just figured i would, heh

[A|fzZz]

You know play too much d2 when you run around @ the school throwing hammers on the teacher thinkin that you are a lvl 99 hammerdin beating the uber tristram

And u treat the teacher as meph?
And pwn her :p
And u end up in thep police station.

[EpiQ]

Sometimes meph, sometimes just andariel :p

[erizoe]

Erizoe: I have never hated someone as much as him except for that kid who stole my d2 stuff!
nyclown14: LMAO!

^refering to some kid who made fun of me because he failed in stealing my girlfriend

[Cerem]

You know you play too much D2 when your best friend shows himself to be a noob and you feel it your duty to stab him.

[erizoe]

HAhhaa, my friend jayt used to want to play all the time and would collect all these noob sets (Isenharts ect) and trade them in Norm trading games, with other isenharts people, and have orgasms when people with full sigs would join the games. he wanted my Minitour Ax so bad. =p I should have ripped him off like.. a 5 psn sc for all his good stuff (WHich I gave him)

[HC Mephisto]

....When you find a blue stone and you think its Mephisto's Soulstone
....When it snows and you ask your friend how many blizzards did it take to kill Mephisto

[Hydragon]

You know you play too much diablo when

- ... you're ghostdriving at 80miles an hour yelling "don't worry, i'm sc!"
- ... you're secretly selling your mom's jewels waiting to receive the "Diablo Walks the Earth" message.
- ... you were arrested for butchering all of the local farmer's cows and tell the jury that it woudn't happen again cuze you accidently killed the king along.
- ... tell your grandfather you won't be needing him anymore because you found the runes for a BotD.

I'm sorry if some of these were sent before

[nujabes]

the cow one is kinda funny.

[DaCougarMech]

i like the grandfather one
silly grandpa

[Jabsco]

You know you play too much d2 when u use it as an example when telling a real life situation!
(IE.So if this was d2 i would not need mf cuz it is always given to me) me describing free milk at Starbucks.

[VeraMacor]

You know you play Diablo II to much when you fail Geometry in school, tryin to better your barbarian...(It happened to me > <)

[nujabes]

wow you are really sad. you rather play computer games than potentially go to college?