06-10-2005, 02:38 PM
Okay, so today, I went to an emo/gothic gathering. Everyone knows that I'm a metalhead trying to be emo, so I figured.. hell, the girls are pretty, the guys seem chill, and I'm a sarcastic asshole, so KEKE, why not? Anyway, I got three actual invites before I deceided the chance at an underage gothic girlfriend actually set in. Before I left, I thought to myself..
"these girls are 16, extremely beautiful, love me, and want me. what can go wrong"
my jesus, did I only know.
So, I drive my shitty truck 3 miles to the party spot, my friend's pad. I walk in. I expected people in black, dark room, playstation 2 with a Ninja game in, people with eyeliner. That's being stereotypical right? That's what all emo/goths are like, right?
Right. That's exactly how it was. I walk in, and being the redneck longhaired asshole I am, scream "WHAT'S UP MY N-GGAS."
There were seven people there I had never met before. Six of them gave me death stairs (we all know what they are) and one of them ERUPTS into laughter. If you've been up to date on my love affairs, the one who laughed has been eyeballing me. She's beautiful and sixteen. I'm 19. Smell illegality? I do.
So, I chill out. There were nine people there total, seven I didn't know, two I'm best bros with. We'll call my BEST friend ever Rich, and my other best friend Don. Don, being a metalhead and fellow musician (as well as Rich, but he's a bassist and doesn't have any guitars) had five guitars there, and three practice amps. So, being ultra extreme pimps, we plugged in. And played. Alot. After a seven-minute dualing solo and riff-fest, my 'girlfriend,' was awed. She commenced to hitting on me. Alot. I was pleased.
So, we start talking. My 'girlfriend,' we we can refer to as Julie from now on, was pleased with my interest in her and pleased that I am a sexy beast. So, I commenced to hitting on her even more. Shameless flirting, Tucker Max style. I told her she was beautiful and I loved her. I really DO like her, but she's 16, and i'm 19. I don't know her dad and I'd love to keep it that way. Man, she's sexy though. Trust me.
All of this happened in about an hour. I was there from around 3 to 8. She was there until 5:30. What happened next, I won't go into detail.
Oh wait, yeah I will. I have no morals and no reason to not tell it online.
We ALMOST made out. Keep in mind, six gothic/emo scene kisd were there who have known her for ages. How would they take it someone my age going after someone her age? Wait, i'm a rude redneck, and I don't care.
So I toutched her. Mistake number one, she liked it. Being D2S, i'm gonna stop here. I realize most of you don't care/don't want to know/I don't want my thread deleted or locked. If you want the REST of the story, after I finish typing it (this is the first place i'm submitting it) ask me and i'll send you it.
Anyway, fast forward aobut 45 minutes. Note: I NEVER DONE ANYTHING ILLEGAL WITH HER. She's a minor and I respect my freedom more than a cheap thrill with a 16 year old. She's also young and I didn't wanna ruin it for her.
She gave me her number and hung around another hour or so.
Anyway, after the novelty of having her dig me ran out, I commenced to acting like I always do: Someone everyone loves to hate. There was this guy there.. eh, we'll dub him Ken.
Ken was gothic to the max. Nothing wrong with that, but he was goth in the stereotypical sense. So, I start a convo like I love to start a convo..
"I once played poker with a blind man..
he had one hell of a bluff"
He was not impressed. Before long, we were talking music and poker, somethign we both enjoy throually. He complemented my guitar efforts, and I prompty told him, and I quote word for word (sadly, i'm not even joking) "thanks you worthless peon, i'll remember that in the afterlife"
Now, he erupted into laughter, which was my goal. I'm not rude to be rude, i'm rude because it's me, dig it?
His girlfriend did not appreciate my sense of humor, as she didn't have a sense of humor. She told me I was a, again quoted, "worthless piece of f---ing s---" and that if I ever insulted her boyfriend again I would be left drowning in my own blood.
Taken a'back, I pondered this. I grinned at Ken, and looked at her, and said "my, you're beautiful. How much for a night of fun?"
Ken laughed, she was furious. I was laughing so hard in my mind, but no way I was going to let her know that; no way in hell. Man, it was awesome. She was SO mad she started turning red and shaking. I told her that I was just joking and having fun, i'm sarcastic and a-shole-ish by nature, and she shouldn't be so uptight. I said i'd quit if she'd back off.
She didn't, she commenced to cursing at me and belittling me.
I took it for about 30 seconds, and my best friend Rich laughed at me after I grinned. He knew it was coming.
Again, censored for D2S population, I won't say what I said. NEVER has my sarcasm and humor been so vulgar to a female. This time, she laughed and said we could hate each other mutual.
Anyway, this was probably about 50 minutes before they had to leave. After being a butthole, the other goths thought I was interesting. I talked to them, but later grafted toward Julie. Man, she's beautiful.
It's better non-edited, and i'll add in the real deal later on and submit it to other forums probably tomorrow. Believe me, gothic kids are interesting. And beautiful.
"these girls are 16, extremely beautiful, love me, and want me. what can go wrong"
my jesus, did I only know.
So, I drive my shitty truck 3 miles to the party spot, my friend's pad. I walk in. I expected people in black, dark room, playstation 2 with a Ninja game in, people with eyeliner. That's being stereotypical right? That's what all emo/goths are like, right?
Right. That's exactly how it was. I walk in, and being the redneck longhaired asshole I am, scream "WHAT'S UP MY N-GGAS."
There were seven people there I had never met before. Six of them gave me death stairs (we all know what they are) and one of them ERUPTS into laughter. If you've been up to date on my love affairs, the one who laughed has been eyeballing me. She's beautiful and sixteen. I'm 19. Smell illegality? I do.
So, I chill out. There were nine people there total, seven I didn't know, two I'm best bros with. We'll call my BEST friend ever Rich, and my other best friend Don. Don, being a metalhead and fellow musician (as well as Rich, but he's a bassist and doesn't have any guitars) had five guitars there, and three practice amps. So, being ultra extreme pimps, we plugged in. And played. Alot. After a seven-minute dualing solo and riff-fest, my 'girlfriend,' was awed. She commenced to hitting on me. Alot. I was pleased.
So, we start talking. My 'girlfriend,' we we can refer to as Julie from now on, was pleased with my interest in her and pleased that I am a sexy beast. So, I commenced to hitting on her even more. Shameless flirting, Tucker Max style. I told her she was beautiful and I loved her. I really DO like her, but she's 16, and i'm 19. I don't know her dad and I'd love to keep it that way. Man, she's sexy though. Trust me.
All of this happened in about an hour. I was there from around 3 to 8. She was there until 5:30. What happened next, I won't go into detail.
Oh wait, yeah I will. I have no morals and no reason to not tell it online.
We ALMOST made out. Keep in mind, six gothic/emo scene kisd were there who have known her for ages. How would they take it someone my age going after someone her age? Wait, i'm a rude redneck, and I don't care.
So I toutched her. Mistake number one, she liked it. Being D2S, i'm gonna stop here. I realize most of you don't care/don't want to know/I don't want my thread deleted or locked. If you want the REST of the story, after I finish typing it (this is the first place i'm submitting it) ask me and i'll send you it.
Anyway, fast forward aobut 45 minutes. Note: I NEVER DONE ANYTHING ILLEGAL WITH HER. She's a minor and I respect my freedom more than a cheap thrill with a 16 year old. She's also young and I didn't wanna ruin it for her.
She gave me her number and hung around another hour or so.
Anyway, after the novelty of having her dig me ran out, I commenced to acting like I always do: Someone everyone loves to hate. There was this guy there.. eh, we'll dub him Ken.
Ken was gothic to the max. Nothing wrong with that, but he was goth in the stereotypical sense. So, I start a convo like I love to start a convo..
"I once played poker with a blind man..
he had one hell of a bluff"
He was not impressed. Before long, we were talking music and poker, somethign we both enjoy throually. He complemented my guitar efforts, and I prompty told him, and I quote word for word (sadly, i'm not even joking) "thanks you worthless peon, i'll remember that in the afterlife"
Now, he erupted into laughter, which was my goal. I'm not rude to be rude, i'm rude because it's me, dig it?
His girlfriend did not appreciate my sense of humor, as she didn't have a sense of humor. She told me I was a, again quoted, "worthless piece of f---ing s---" and that if I ever insulted her boyfriend again I would be left drowning in my own blood.
Taken a'back, I pondered this. I grinned at Ken, and looked at her, and said "my, you're beautiful. How much for a night of fun?"
Ken laughed, she was furious. I was laughing so hard in my mind, but no way I was going to let her know that; no way in hell. Man, it was awesome. She was SO mad she started turning red and shaking. I told her that I was just joking and having fun, i'm sarcastic and a-shole-ish by nature, and she shouldn't be so uptight. I said i'd quit if she'd back off.
She didn't, she commenced to cursing at me and belittling me.
I took it for about 30 seconds, and my best friend Rich laughed at me after I grinned. He knew it was coming.
Again, censored for D2S population, I won't say what I said. NEVER has my sarcasm and humor been so vulgar to a female. This time, she laughed and said we could hate each other mutual.
Anyway, this was probably about 50 minutes before they had to leave. After being a butthole, the other goths thought I was interesting. I talked to them, but later grafted toward Julie. Man, she's beautiful.
It's better non-edited, and i'll add in the real deal later on and submit it to other forums probably tomorrow. Believe me, gothic kids are interesting. And beautiful.
