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Joke: Happy Couple
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I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, quite obviously too, and made me feel uncomfortable. One day, she called me and asked me to come over to check the invitations.

So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she can't overcome. So before I get married and commit my life to her daughter, she wants to make love to me just once..

What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me.

I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door. I opened it, and stepped out of the house.

Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, we are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

Lesson learned: ALWAYS keep your condoms in your car!!
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#2
Ahahahahahahahahahaha Thats Priceless!!!!!!!!!!!
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#3
WOW thats all i can say...did ur girlfriend/wife ever find out about that one? Go u for refusing man.
As long as darkness flows through my veins, I will never cease, As long as my dreams still haunt me, I will never show mercy, and as long as evil lives I will never die.....
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#4
i dun think neon has a wife, he is only 12 old Smile
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#5
dang that wrong very funny yet very wrong
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#6
lol nice one
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#7
hellsing293 Wrote:WOW thats all i can say...did ur girlfriend/wife ever find out about that one? Go u for refusing man.

dude he didnt refuse he was going to get a condom dude thats bad its good but its bad
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hellsing293 Wrote:WOW thats all i can say...did ur girlfriend/wife ever find out about that one? Go u for refusing man.

its a JOKE. good joke by the way
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