10-19-2005, 08:38 AM
YAY im drowning
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My Bar... a little hole in reality
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10-19-2005, 12:10 PM
*walks out of the bath room*
"yea i have learned to swith dimensions, that baggie cant work anyomre" *leans over to hanzo* "actually there is a a small hole in the bottom" *wink* 
10-19-2005, 12:25 PM
*laughs*
"ohhh i see" *falls asleep and vanishes to a place no 1 can reach me* "ZZZzzz"
10-20-2005, 01:46 PM
no
*kicks out sliver for yawning* no yawners allowed *yawns* shit.... 
10-20-2005, 02:12 PM
*walks in, nods to everyone, passes out bags of.... erm.... pipeweed like they're tootsie rolls at a labor day parade*
" hey bartander... think i could get a vodka gimlet? light on the rose's lime..." *spins on barstool like a two year old retarded siamese twin who lost the other siamese twin in a freak knife fight accident*
10-21-2005, 06:53 AM
*walks back in seeing toilets pipeweed bags(wth?)*
just no *grabs all the bags walks up to toilet and shoves them down his throat* just ****ing no *takes out my planet buster and shoots toilet in the head ripping his body into tiny fragments * die *moves all the fagments of his body into a small box which had a small hyper nuke, closes the lid and sets the H nuke off ,vaopoizing his body,opens a small tear on the time line throwing the box inside to me lost for etenity* 
10-21-2005, 06:55 AM
Say No to Drugs kids
Drugs are bad and... Only You Can Provent Forrest Fires
10-21-2005, 07:17 AM
*walks back in seeing toilets pipeweed bags(wth?)*
just no *grabs all the bags walks up to toilet and shoves them down his throat* just ****ing no *takes out my planet buster and shoots toilet in the head ripping his body into tiny fragments * die *moves all the fagments of his body into a small box which had a small hyper nuke, closes the lid and sets the H nuke off ,vaopoizing his body,opens a small tear on the time line throwing the box inside to be lost for etenity* 
10-21-2005, 11:15 AM
*looks at za* you sound like some kind of comercial on tv
10-21-2005, 01:25 PM
*POP*
"Gurgle, Gurgle" *slowly congeals into a more intelligible form of life* "Sorry about that guys, here's a handful of very important chocolate chips that survived the 2nd apocolypse...." *Inserts 3 singles into Jukebox, selects 'You give love a bad name' by bon jovi, 'Express Yourself' by N.W.A, and 'Wish you Were Here' by Pink Floyd* *Takes a seat next to Hanzo, throws the peanuts sitting in front of him in the general direction of East, and pees in hanzo's pocket while he's distracted* "tough crowd, eh? Say bartender... it was a long walk from the next dimension, how 'bout that drink?"
10-22-2005, 09:03 AM
*throws slimp a sprite and points out to toilet that he had pisses in the other mans pocket*
well nice try *punches him in the face* here hes all yours *the other guy takes him out back and kicks the living shit out of toilet and trowing him onto a passing car*
10-22-2005, 11:14 AM
i dont remeber buying a jukebox WTF? and i dont serve peanuts@_@
11-04-2005, 01:36 PM
*sings on the jukebox* *then eats some peanuts* *then yells random stuff at the clouds*
11-04-2005, 03:42 PM
*walks into bar and only sees internet nerds typing furiously on laptops while simultaneously looking up video game porn*
*turns to walk out cautiously but is interupted by the lead nerd who shouts out "yesh. i have found the sacred jewel of +1!"* *all the nerds say at once "omg teh leet!!!"* *runs out screaming* |
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