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*whispers to cherryqueen "don't gnaw on me if you wanna live, and give DG a miller light instead of guiness, and get me a corona with lime.
*sits down with FM (again) and explains how to use ps7 correctly, then says jk.
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*pukes just hearing the words miller light*
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*Gives Deadly his guiness, and Pyro his Corona with lime. Sighs, and cleans up puke.*
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*spikes the kegs in the basement storage.
*order 10 more beers to drain the current.
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whoever ordered anything light and american is a friggin panzy
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orders a mixture of gin and kettle one vodka-downs in a single gulp
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"ya waitress, can I get a double post warning? and a tequila on the rocks for the hotty who just sat next to me."
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*walks in*
*ask bartender 4 a beer*
*drinks beer*
*tips bartender*
*askl 4 more beer*
*10 hours later passedout on floor*
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<begins to get fed up-----"you don't get trashed off of beer you nimrod-get something good and hard, like beefeaters, or kettle one, then i'll be a little more understanding about u being passed out on the floor"
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i beg to differ. i get trashed off beer weekly. i can kill a 30 pack by myself.
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that's great.......i guess, not that i'd want to be bragging about that, online of all places....
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*pokes xxrulex13 with a stick. Sensing some movement, oreders another beer and leaves temporarily, coming back with an IV.
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*yawns and emits a roaring fart*
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shakes head at pyro, and hands him an even bigger stick...
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*takes soul collectors stick, writes "ugly" on it, and hits him with it. Then picks up old stick and continues poking.
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wanders in sees the comotions leaves...comesback in oredrs taco bell reallixes this is a bar and wonedrs weather that extra drop of acid was really that good of an idea...
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*Tries to be happy after just bawling her eyes out for the third time today*...
Remember children, masturbate at LEAST 4 times a day to stay happy, healthy and it's good practice. Oh, and boys, remember, Mt. Dew kills sperm. xP
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so would that make mountain dew a contraceptive?? (something to think on)
and why not soul? can you kill a 30 pack?